Madlibs!

[MajorDamage]

Madlibs are fun! I found a site that lets you make Madlibs! HERES ONE I MADE!

It was a sunny spring day when Jennifer caught my eye, the pure beauty that surrounded her lanyard captured my spleen. I was a love slave. Her Romeo. A Zebra chasing a Penguin, yet somehow I was transfixed by her simple beauty. I knew that I just had to talk to her... To say something, anything! So I quietly approached and asked' why is the beef in the air. Feeling very Embarrassed, I quickly pulled a chicken from my pocket and offered it to her, with a little hesitation she took some. Whew! I thought to myself, I'm home free. Maybe I should ask her to the school box social. Afterwards we can go to the top of Jim Newton the third's Mountain and look at the wonderful sky as we walk in the car. I'm glad I asked Jennifer out. She's the diamond in my eye. Maybe some day we can vacation in Columbia and spend all week climbing.

Heres the site if you wanna go!: http://madlibs.freeservers.com/poems.../firstlove.htm

ENDO!

[MajorDamage]

Oh look, I made another!

silly silly dan had no man for when he went to the That spot in the middle of my back yard between the midget and the cane people would jump and say 'oh my god!', because having no man made him rather odd. It was said that his mom used to fight his armpit and that is why silly dan had not a single friend, but wait, this story Does have a wonderfull end. When silly dan got old and grey, his beard grew an inch every day. What a fine place to hide a may! and when it rained he would lunge underneath it and say its so nice down here, its hard not to stay!

ENDO!