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  • Army
    Moderator of DOOOOOOOOMMM!

    • Oct 2000
    • 5785

    #1

    Breakin' da rules!

    Dear Civilians,

    We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas we would like your assistance:

    1) The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem ..... kick their ***.

    2) When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag in protest.... kick their ***.

    3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these Veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a Disabled Veteran kicks their ***.

    4) (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's), telling others that you used to be "Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay if you were still seven. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your *** kicked.

    5) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an *** kicking (children are exempt).

    6) If you witness someone calling the U.S. Coast Guard nonmilitary, inform them of their mistake...and kick their ***.

    7) Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem is not a blooper...it was a disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and sooner or later your *** will be kicked.

    8) Next time Old Glory (U.S. flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or Veteran lucky enough to be carrying her...of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe *** kicking.

    9) What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes her the enemy. The proper word to describe her is "traitor." Just mention her nomination for "Woman of the Year" and get your *** kicked.

    10) Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a Veteran. We are Americans and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command, is to include our commander in Chief. The President (for those who didn't know) is our CIC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call
    upon the military to go straighten it out. The military member might direct you to Oliver North. (I can see him kicking your *** already.)

    11) "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me ... stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a Vet and therefore, could kick your ***!

    12) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so stop saying "Let's go kill those Commie's!!!" And stop asking us where he is!!!! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me ... if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers; let me know, so I can go kick their ***.

    13) Flyboy (Air Force), Jar Head (Marines), Grunt (Army), Squid (Navy) etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or Vet, you have not earned the right to use them. That could get your *** kicked.

    14) Last but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of sailors and troops far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get its *** kicked.

    - It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.
    - It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
    - It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
    - It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.

    (Authored by
    Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, Sergeant,USMC, and lovingly passed on to you by your friendly asskickin' Moderator...Dave
  • pbzmag
    Registered User
    • Feb 2002
    • 1468

    #2
    Well said Army! Click here to add your name to support our troops. They are our brother, sister, mother, father, our comrades. Without them, we would never have this great nation and never have the freedom that we take for granted.

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    • Sinistarr
      Starr Wang
      • Jul 2002
      • 465

      #3
      HEAR, HEAR!

      Well put! I wish all of the military men and women world wide the best and we are praying for you all!

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      • oldsoldier
        just choke yourself out!!!
        • Feb 2002
        • 2459

        #4
        Army, I owe you a beer. God speed on your adventures. Luckily, most all of my family has served in one way or another, in either the Army of the Navy (they are, after all the only two REAL branches, arent they? ). I am PROUD to have served my country, and the people within it. Thanks for posting this.
        Hell, make that 2 beers.
        X-mag #10. Nuff said.

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        • Hemlock86
          I'll kill you
          • Feb 2002
          • 693

          #5
          Army, are you going to the desert? My bucket was cancelled so looks like I'll be holding the fort.

          btw, calling sailors seaman is funny enough for me

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          • edweird
            IP lawsuits > innovation
            • Dec 2001
            • 1859

            #6
            Amen Brother!

            5) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an *** kicking (children are exempt).


            I normally respond to this sillyness with a "I load Giant Friggin BOMBS and missles by HAND on airplanes..."

            This normally drops there jaw for easy kicking

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            • PzYcO
              PzYcOmagg
              • Jan 2003
              • 1067

              #7
              So...basically we should kick everyones ***? :P

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              • yeahthatsme
                aka yeahthatswang
                • Sep 2002
                • 2592

                #8
                that was cool army, thanks for lettin us know...
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                • Hemlock86
                  I'll kill you
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 693

                  #9
                  Originally posted by edweird
                  Amen Brother!

                  5) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an *** kicking (children are exempt).


                  Haha, WERD!
                  I get asked that alot too. I usually say no, Im not a pilot. Then they ask what I do, and I say I work on bombs, then they ask when type of bombs, then I say gravity, non-conventional, they they say , "Ooh, ok." Then I smile, buhahaha!

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                  • shartley
                    paintball player
                    • Mar 2001
                    • 9169

                    #10

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                    • TheTramp
                      Registered User
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 4019

                      #11
                      Looks like Army just cercumvented the cuss filter 14 times

                      Someone's looking for a ban
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                      • fire1811
                        Firefighter
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 4930

                        #12
                        you cant ban him he will kick your ***


                        well posted army
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                        • Vex
                          Superiorly Inferior
                          • Jun 2001
                          • 1871

                          #13
                          Devil's Advocate

                          Not to stir up anything...but, I have read the (almost) exact same article, and the one that I read is credited to a Gerald W Brown. Who is he? I don't know. Do you have first-hand knowledge as to who actually wrote this fine piece of literature, ARMY?

                          Here's my source: http://www.coreyandjayshow.com/kickass.htm

                          Just curious...


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                          • Rebel46_99
                            USAF - '73-'77
                            • Sep 2002
                            • 195

                            #14
                            WELL SAID ARMY!!!

                            Far too many people take for granted the "freedoms" that they have today. Unfortunately there isn't a federal mandate requiring ALL male citizens to go through a minimum 2 year enlistment. But then, maybe that's a good thing because the people serving now WANT to be there. They understand WHY they are there and take great pride in putting on the uniform.

                            As a former Flyboy, specifically a "Missile Weenie", it amazes me to hear all of the oohing and aahhing over the precision guided weapons(i.e. Laser-guided, TV-guided and Radar-guided). We were working on that stuff back in the early 70's. It may be a little more refined and compact today but it's nothing new except for the GPS-guided equipment.

                            To those of you who have worn or are currently wearing the uniform of our Armed Forces........ THANK YOU!!!

                            DW
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                            • -Jôker-
                              AOs Original JoKeR
                              • Nov 2000
                              • 2132

                              #15
                              i wear bdu's all the time for playing airsoft and otthger stuff, how is that disrespectful to want to be in the military... but i dont tell anybody im in the military or stuff like that


                              4) (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's), telling others that you used to be "Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay if you were still seven. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your *** kicked.

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