Impy vs Spray Bottles

**dre1919** · 03-26-2003, 11:19 AM

"Which leads me to my next point...don't smoke crack."
- Lawrence Taylor in The Waterboy

Just kidding!

I've dreamed of some really strange stuff myself. All I can say is, your team got screwed with the whole water bottle thing. Now, if your team HAD to use something water related, if they gave you a firehose that would have been something. Imagine coming out from the dorito to snap shoot and catching a facefull of water at firehose pressure. Not good times, bad times.

**BTAutoMag** · 03-26-2003, 11:52 AM

i had a dream where i convinced tom that a mojor tourney was being held in my backyard and had him setup a booth. he kept asking me where everyone was.

**spazzed** · 03-26-2003, 01:21 PM

Re: Impy vs Spray Bottles

Originally posted by gibby
WARNING: Long stupid story

I had a very strange dream last night. I dreamnt that a friend and I joined a 2 man tournament. When the announcer called us out, he said, we have this team who shoots Imps vs the team with the water bottles...or something like that.

When the game started, my friend and I was bunkered. One of them rushed while the other played back. The person who rushed was clueless I guess because he ended up trying to check a bunker opposite to ours. My friend quickly stuck his hand out and sprayed him...lol! 1 man out.

As the guy stood there surprised, I yanked his Impy away from him. During all this, the guy playing back was shooting strings of paint towards my side. I tried to snap shoot but I couldn't get a good shot. I then realized that he wouldn't stop shooting so I just stayed back till he ran out of paint.

Sure enough, he ran out of paint and I rushed out. He was reloading out in the open and I managed to tag him out.

Well, that's about it for my silly little dream. How about everyone else...have you ever dreamed about paintball?

STAY OUT OF MY DREAMS, ARSEHAT!!!

hehehe, man, that's just messed up, what's that woman been feeding you?

**Reo5th** · 03-26-2003, 01:37 PM

No lie...this one is kinda creepy

Monday night I had a dream that dansim told me to sell my angel lcd.

So i did.

Then i bought a war machine.

and it had a roller trigger.

I hate roller triggers.

That was pretty much it. (sorry dansim)

**FalconGuy016** · 03-26-2003, 03:57 PM

I dreamed about playing paintball with cell phones once. Like, when you called them, they were out, but you could only call if you could see them... but the stupid things TOOK SO LONG TO CALL!!! So the person would just hide behind the bunker again and I had to start over. But the other team had like amazing phones that took a second to call, so we lost.

**gibby** · 03-26-2003, 04:09 PM

Originally posted by FalconGuy016
I dreamed about playing paintball with cell phones once. Like, when you called them, they were out, but you could only call if you could see them... but the stupid things TOOK SO LONG TO CALL!!! So the person would just hide behind the bunker again and I had to start over. But the other team had like amazing phones that took a second to call, so we lost.

LOL!! WOW!! You beat me for weirdest PB dream that's for sure! However, what would "wipers" be called if they play with the the ringer off?

**FalconGuy016** · 03-26-2003, 05:23 PM

Ahh!! Maybe thats why I never got anyone out!!

**cris8762** · 03-26-2003, 07:33 PM

uh, well my dream was that i was in school sleeping in class when all of a sudden everyone from 'lanche (old one) and dynasty run in and start playing a game during class, and everyone is still sitting in classs like nothing is happening while lanche and dynasty are playing a massive 10man game in my tiny class

then they leayve and everyone is covered in paint and theey dont know why, and i get blamed

then i have my "lisa harvey" dream

**FordPrefect** · 03-26-2003, 07:51 PM

Last night I dreamt that I was playing indoors in an inflateable building with inflatable bunkers.

I was on a team with 4 other people, and the teams started ~15 ft from each other. Well, I shot 4 of the other team out (I could shoot REAL fast), and this fat girl came to bunker me.

I popped out and hit her 2 times, but they just stopped in her fat. So I kept shooting, and probably shot 10-15 balls in her, and none of them broke. So I got out, and I woke up.

**gibby** · 03-26-2003, 07:59 PM

Originally posted by FordPrefect
... and this fat girl came to bunker me.

I popped out and hit her 2 times, but they just stopped in her fat. So I kept shooting, and probably shot 10-15 balls in her, and none of them broke. So I got out, and I woke up.

HILLARIOUS!!!! That's a good one!! Sounds like you've been surfing the UGLY GIRL THREAD way too long!

**BTAutoMag** · 03-26-2003, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by FalconGuy016
I dreamed about playing paintball with cell phones once

dude you were playing with IR3s!!!!

**sneakyhacker420** · 03-26-2003, 08:09 PM

Originally posted by BTAutoMag
i had a dream where i convinced tom that a mojor tourney was being held in my backyard and had him setup a booth. he kept asking me where everyone was.

LMFAO
OMFG

THATS HILARIOUS!

**FalconGuy016** · 03-26-2003, 08:12 PM

Originally posted by BTAutoMag

dude you were playing with IR3s!!!!

lol!!

**sneakyhacker420** · 03-26-2003, 08:15 PM

well... heres a dream that i had last month:

i was a a ref. in a tourney, and this little noob comes and hides behind the ref shield with me and starts snap shooting, i whack him upside the head and call him out for illegal hiding or w/e... and then he turns around and lights into me with full auto (which was also illegal)... then it continues and i beat the sh*t outta the little 6-year-old and then the head ref. comes over and takes my gun away and then admits me to a mental facility for annihalating the little kid... then i woke up...

it was really freaky and the little kid lookes like the damn honeycomb animal thingy

Impy vs Spray Bottles

Impy vs Spray Bottles

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