i need 8 good quotes from movies/music/famous people ect by tomorrow, any suggestions? must be school appropriate.
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"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'" - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something."
-- Plato
"Try not to become a man of success, but rather, try to become a man of value." -- Albert Einstein
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." --Mark Twain
"Woman are meant to be loved, not to be understood". --Oscar Wilde
"Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you got". - Garth Brooks
"For those who understand no explanation is needed, ...For those who don't none will do". - Jerry Lewis
""Ninety percent of the game is half mental." --Jim Wohford
"I am Nobody and Nobody is Perfect: Therefore i`m Perfect"
"Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand."Comment
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"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
- David Acfield
"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.
"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush, former U.S. President
"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons
"I am Nobody and Nobody is Perfect: Therefore i`m Perfect"
"Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand."Comment
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Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the Gun!
Army of Darkness - Bruce Campbell
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"Your like a terd that wont flush" some guy said it in the movie "Waterworld"Comment
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I came up with an even better one, in my "infected toe thread", it is
"What is an infection without pics?"Comment
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"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
--John F. Kennedy
"I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work."
--Thomas Eddison
"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it."
--Tallentyre/ Voltaire ?
"Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few."-- Sir Winston Churchill
"The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars."
-William Westmoreland
"Insanity is endlessly repeating the same process and hoping for a different result!" - Albert Einstein
"NUTS!" -Brig.Gen. McAuliffe, 1944
(Refusing surrender at Bastogne.)
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."
-Napoleon
"The fearless are merely fearless. People who act in spite of their fear are truly brave."
-James A. LaFond-Lewis
"Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box."
-Italian Proverb
"A man who won't die for something is not fit to live."
-Martin Luther King, Jr.
"If my survival caused another to perish, then death would be sweeter and more beloved."
-Kahlil Gibran
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds"
--Albert Einstein
"As I walk through the valley of death i fear no one, because I am the baddest mother****er in the valley"--George Patton
"My job is to kill people and break things." Gen. George S. Patton USA
"Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few."-- Sir Winston Churchill
"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality" Jules De Gaultier
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero-Seize the day, put no trust in tomorrow
"Insanity is endlessly repeating the same process and hoping for a different result!" - Albert Einstein
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
-Edmund Burke
"Safeguarding the rights of others is the most noble and beautiful end of a human being."
-Kahlil Gibran,
"Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."
-Mahatma Gandhi
"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."
-Theodore Roosevelt"You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley
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And when he gets to Heaven
To Saint Peter he will tell
One more soldier reporting sir,
I've served my time in Hell
- Unknown
Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it.
- Norman Maclean
(Put that into your "life's journey" and it will sounds really good.)Comment
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"And then?"
-Dude, Where's My Car?
3-D Pong's bro!
Originally posted by Restola
Why can't I just be in charge of the world?
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Small men try to make themselves look bigger by chopping the legs off giants.Comment
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"I Have A Dream" - Martin Luther King Jr.
"I Think I Am, Therefore I Am, I Think" - George Carlin
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"If it moves and it's not supposed to, duct tape it... If it's supposed to move and it doesn't, use WD-40" - Jim & Tim - The Duct Tape Guys
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"Sit In Your Seats And Quuuuuuiet" - Mr.Yanisch - 8th grade science teacher at WFBMSProud Member Of The AO Cesspool Since 08-24-2002Comment
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"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, Welcome To Jackass" - Johnny Knoxville
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