It's called "Particle Man"
sung by "They Might Be Giants"
Lyrics:
Particle Man, Particle Man;
Doing the things a particle can;
Whats he like? It's not important;
Particle Man;
Is he a dot? Or is he a speck?
When he's underwater, does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows;
Particle Man;
Triangle Man, Triangle Man;
Triangle man hates Particle Man;
Live a fight, Triangle Man;
Triangle Man;
Universe Man, Universe Man;
Size of the entire Universe Man;
Usually kind to Smaller Man;
Universe Man;
He's got a watch, with a minute hand, millenium hand, and an eon hand;
When they meet, it's happy land;
Powerful Man;
Universe Man;
Person Man, Person Man;
Hit on the head with a frying pan;
Lives his life in a garbage can;
Person Man, is he depressed, or is he a mess?
Does he puke 'till he's worthless;
Who came up with Person Man?
Degraded man;
Person Man;
Triangle Man, Triangle Man;
Triangle man hates Person Man;
If they have a fight, Triangle wins;
Triangle Man;
Warning: Song is dumb but humourus.
sung by "They Might Be Giants"
Lyrics:
Particle Man, Particle Man;
Doing the things a particle can;
Whats he like? It's not important;
Particle Man;
Is he a dot? Or is he a speck?
When he's underwater, does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows;
Particle Man;
Triangle Man, Triangle Man;
Triangle man hates Particle Man;
Live a fight, Triangle Man;
Triangle Man;
Universe Man, Universe Man;
Size of the entire Universe Man;
Usually kind to Smaller Man;
Universe Man;
He's got a watch, with a minute hand, millenium hand, and an eon hand;
When they meet, it's happy land;
Powerful Man;
Universe Man;
Person Man, Person Man;
Hit on the head with a frying pan;
Lives his life in a garbage can;
Person Man, is he depressed, or is he a mess?
Does he puke 'till he's worthless;
Who came up with Person Man?
Degraded man;
Person Man;
Triangle Man, Triangle Man;
Triangle man hates Person Man;
If they have a fight, Triangle wins;
Triangle Man;
Warning: Song is dumb but humourus.

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