I Got Hired!! ! ! 1 1 1!

[InfinatyBPS]

I was thinking of becoming a police officer but I relized I'm way to lazy, Id sit in the car and when someone trys to run away I'd prolly just shoot them instead of chasing after

"Hey stop, get back here!!!" *BANG BANG BANG* "Damn, now I gotta get out to see if ur alive, u shoulda just stopped..."

[TigerMan]

If your lazy and don't even want to get up, then just sell your body to science. Make your living that way.

[Miscue]

Congrats!

[MantisMag]

GO MANGO! GO MANGO! it's your BIRTHDAY! it's your BIRTHDAY!

[hitech]

Congratulations.

[Automaggin2]

congrats!!! maybe when ur on duty u can stop buy paintball invasion, thats in winslow! its a indoor field i go to now! good luck!

[Mango]

Yeah it's right down the street from the P.D. I know the owners there. Good guys! That place will really be awsome once they start making money on it and put up some outdoor fields!

[1stdeadeye]

Originally posted by InfinatyBPS
I was thinking of becoming a police officer but I relized I'm way to lazy, Id sit in the car and when someone trys to run away I'd prolly just shoot them instead of chasing after

"Hey stop, get back here!!!" *BANG BANG BANG* "Damn, now I gotta get out to see if ur alive, u shoulda just stopped..."

The fact that you showed up for your interview with a dooby in your mouth probably didn't help, eh?

[spazzed]

Rock on Mango!! If I'm ever up Jersey (lord knows why) I better get some preferential treatment!!

[TooDamnSweet]

Great Job Mango!!!! Congratulations!!! Make sure you post some pictures of the ceremony.

[cphilip]

Well there is a GOD!

Congrats Mango. You can moonlight at that field doing security!!!! Sweeeet!

[Army]

"From out of the dark, like a Blue Angel of Mercy, he comes. His walk is sure, his mind is set, his thoughts are on Justice. His duty is to the threatened, the downtrodden, and to the citizens that depend on his vigilence to keep the night safe.

He is a Policeman, a Trooper... a Cop. He has sworn to uphold the law, protect the innocent, and to serve like no other can. That he may one day give his life to protect the life of another, is but another motto to live by. Count on him, rely on him, praise him for what he does, for there are but few that are willing to face the task that he does.

Yes, from the dark he comes, and into the light with honor... and a badge."


HOOAH to you Mango, may God bless you in your task.

[oldsoldier]

Congrats JT!!! Not like I ever had any doubt...thats awesome though!


EDIT: I am in NO WAY selling your x-mag back to you...no amount of threatening will work

[Dayspring]

Congrats mango!

This is where your words come back to haunt you though.

Do we remember-

"You need help changing that tire ma'am? bow-chica-bow-bow"



Know this, I don't want you on that show COPS any time soon.

[cphilip]

...all ya gotta do is arrest the shirtless one with a beer in his hand. He is always the perp!

Next AO meet you get the "treatment". It's customary for everyone to paint your testicles blue...