IM conversations weird

[painball]

Dp any of u people have convos on AIM or something and they all start this way:

cooljebesus: hey
fattybackplaya: sup
cooljebesus: nm u?
fattybackplaya: same


Thats how thay ALL start for me. And it's getting boring. Someone come up w/ some new conversation starters to use.

[Restola]

usually mine go like this:

start
them: hey
me: hey
them: whats up
me: nothing
::several minutes of silence::
them: see ya
end

I am almost always going something else while I am online, so unless your house is on fire, chances are I'm not in a talkative mood :)

[rhetor22]

Them: Hey i want XXXXX for my car, can you put it in?

Me: um yeah sure... its not a chevy is it?

Them: yeah...

Me: bye.

[TigerMan]

Use this, it will spark a convo everytime :

Guy 1: yo
Guy 2: what up dro
Guy 1: Merklar (or other made up or funny sounding word)
Guy 2: wtf?
Guy 1: Merklar
Guy 2: wtf is Merklar?
Guy 1: Merklar
Guy 2: WTF!
Guy 1: Merklar
Guy 2: what is Merklar!?
Guy 1: Merklar

Do that for a while. I also have some "dirty" ones, but they may not be appropiate.

[-Carnifex-]

Mine go:

Me: Hey
Her: Want to come to my house and make out?
Me: Sure.

[TigerMan]

Originally posted by -Carnifex-
Mine go:

Me: Hey
Her: Want to come to my house and make out?
Me: Sure.

Then afterwards you proceed to kiss the porn on your computer screen and get shocked, isn't that how it really goes?

[MagMan5446]

Originally posted by rhetor22
Them: Hey i want XXXXX for my car, can you put it in?

Me: um yeah sure... its not a chevy is it?

Them: yeah...

Me: bye.

\

Chevy is, by far, the best thing to happen to cars.

[-=Squid=-]

I like telling people who gay I am and signing off.

[EsPo]

at least online you cant have that long awkward moment of silence like on the phone...

[xmetal2001]

Originally posted by EsPo
at least online you cant have that long awkward moment of silence like on the phone...

Damn that silence......

[HoppysMag]

Them: hey sup
Me: nm
Me: u?
Them:same
Me: cool
Them: im bored
Me : me too

[-J�ker-]

i have dead aim so mine are logged... ill paste some of mine


CBdrummer87 (9:15:42 PM): hey where r u going 4 activity period tomorrow?
Joker2268 (9:16:29 PM): uh tm uhhhh.... no where i dont have any crap i gotta do
Joker2268 (9:17:25 PM): y
CBdrummer87 (9:18:13 PM): lets go to the gym
Joker2268 (9:18:28 PM): no
CBdrummer87 (9:18:40 PM): ok
Joker2268 (9:18:47 PM): im jk
Joker2268 (9:18:49 PM): geeee
CBdrummer87 (9:18:55 PM): :-(
Joker2268 (9:19:12 PM): dont cry
CBdrummer87 (9:19:18 PM): too late
Joker2268 (9:19:29 PM): wheres dede gonna be
CBdrummer87 (9:20:23 PM): z freaks meeting
Joker2268 (9:20:37 PM): oo.... so i see how it is
CBdrummer87 (9:20:50 PM): how is it?
Joker2268 (9:20:52 PM): you dont ever wanna hang out with unless dedes busy
CBdrummer87 (9:21:32 PM): no thats not true its just dede *****es when you hang around her and i hate having to listen to it
CBdrummer87 (9:21:41 PM): i dont care if you come with us
Joker2268 (9:21:51 PM): i thought she liked me again
CBdrummer87 (9:22:18 PM): she does nnow but she used to not
Joker2268 (9:22:29 PM): so now she wont care
CBdrummer87 (9:22:40 PM): i guess
Joker2268 (9:22:48 PM): o
Joker2268 (9:23:45 PM): what are you doin fri
CBdrummer87 (9:24:14 PM): oh yea her lax game on sat was cancled, so do you just want to come home with me on thurs and you can get the guitar and we can go to the game and your mom can pick you up afterwards?
CBdrummer87 (9:24:21 PM): no idea yet
Joker2268 (9:24:34 PM): she has one thurs
CBdrummer87 (9:24:48 PM): yea
Joker2268 (9:24:54 PM): ok
Joker2268 (9:24:58 PM): thatll work
CBdrummer87 (9:25:48 PM): ok go ask your mom if thats ok
Joker2268 (9:26:02 PM): ok
Joker2268 (9:27:07 PM): yea i can
CBdrummer87 (9:27:23 PM): ok
CBdrummer87 (9:27:54 PM): i cleaned that guitar off earlier
Joker2268 (9:28:18 PM): sweet... give me some picks to
CBdrummer87 (9:28:23 PM): if i were you i wouldnt buy a new guitar until your sure weather your really gunna play
CBdrummer87 (9:28:23 PM): ok
Joker2268 (9:28:38 PM): yea i know




and then theres these

********(8:31:32 PM): hey
Joker2268 (8:31:42 PM): whats up
******** (8:31:49 PM): nothing really you
Joker2268 (8:31:51 PM): nm
******* (8:32:21 PM): cool cool
Joker2268 (8:32:40 PM): so what have you been up to
*******(8:33:00 PM): nothing really
******* (8:33:01 PM): brb
Joker2268 (8:33:10 PM): ok

[warpfeedmod]

I had this convo with a buddy yesterday, he was complaining about n00bs in paintball: (I'm Meatwad, I changed his SN to protect the innocent :P)


him: i dont want stupid noobs there
Meatwad: dood chill out man
Meatwad: you were a noob
Meatwad: a stupid noob too
Meatwad: so was i
Meatwad: yer never gonna find anyone if there's no noobs
him: i hate the noobs
him: i was a noob for one day
him: and i wouldnt have been a noob if they chick tole me how to work the gun
Meatwad: you were still a noob becayuse you had no skill
Meatwad: you were just like the kiddies out there today that have the expensive markers but no skill
him: im goign to shoot you with 6000 paintballs then take your money
Meatwad: lol
Meatwad: then i can post about it on pbnation
him: dude DONT
Meatwad: thi3f s7o13 my mon3\/ aft3r sh0071ng me!
him: pbnation=noobs