Best Bumper Sticker Contest!!!!

[Newbie215]

This is just like it says on the title. The best bumpersticker contest. May the best bumper sticker win.

Frases count also.





Mine is

"Keep honking im reloading"

[EsPo]

made these babies in Deskop publishing class

[EsPo]

i had to have given away like 20 of them.. i have 3 left

[EsPo]

any foreign marks are folds..

[darklord]

I <3 Animals
they're delicious!

Saw that one at a deli... cracked me up.

[Surreal]

my brother has my favorite bumper sticker.. it read as follows:

"KEEP WORKING! HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ON WELFARE DEPEND ON YOU!!"

[Newbie215]

1 "Dont hit me im running out of places to hide the bodies."
2 "Poloticians perfer unarmed Pesants"
3 "A man with a gun is a citizen A man with out a gun is a suspect."
4 "My girlfriend is a Vetanerian she dosent eat meat."
5 "Guns cause crime like flys cause garbage."
6 "When in doubt empty the magizine."
7 "Gun control means hitting your target."
8 "Criminals prefer unarmed victims."
9 "Is there life after death? mess with this truck and find out."
10 "HANG UP AND DRIVE"
11 "Fish trembel at the mention of my name."
12 "Keep working milions on welfare depend on you."
13 "Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun."
14 "Keep honkin im reloading"
15 "Your village called they want there idot back."

I can order all of those for you if you would like except
1 and 4
just gotta give me money for it and 5 for shipping

[Will Wood]

Man driving has no cash, HE'S MARRIED!

DON't STEAL, the government hates compitition.

[Surreal]

Originally posted by Newbie215
1 "Dont hit me im running out of places to hide the bodies."
2 "Poloticians love unarmed villages"
3 "A man with a gun is a citizen A man with out a gun is a suspect."
4 "My girlfriend is a Vetanerian she dosent eat meat."
5 "Guns cause crime like flys cause garbage."
6 "When in doubt empty the magizine."
7 "Gun control means hitting your target."
8 "Criminals prefer unarmed victims."
9 "Is there life after death? mess with this truck and find out."
10 "HANG UP AND DRIVE"
11 "Fish trembel at the mention of my name."
12 "Keep working milions on welfare depend on you."
13 "Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun."
14 "Keep honkin im reloading"

I can order all of those for you if you would like except
1 and 4
just gotta give me money for it and 5 for shipping

LOL dude, you must have seen the same magazine i did. which magazine was it? check on the mag for a site.. hehe

[mag-hatter]

lol this one is the best ever

"LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES...USE BIRTH CONTROL"

[wyn1370]

I don't have any, but my buddy has this on his beater
"my other ride is your mom"

[vf-xx]

I like:

"My kid beat up your honors student"

[Newbie215]

Originally posted by Surreal


LOL dude, you must have seen the same magazine i did. which magazine was it? check on the mag for a site.. hehe

its cheeper than dirt .com mag url is

https://www.cheeperthandirt.com

I dont know if there at the website or not but there in the mag.

i like the my student will beat up your honorol student one thats a clasic i just dident post it i forgot about it lol and i like the mom ride one keep them comeing i wanna get this to become a stickie

[Newbie215]

i like these i own this one
Cant spell crap with out the rap

i have seen this one
40 and still gettin it up
40 and still humpin
40 and can still whoop your @$$
80 and about to go
no fat chicks frame will scrape
no jap crap
gotta love mopar
(the pissin on ford stickier)
last but not least (the actual sticker)
My pinto
(the sticker that has honda under neath cadalac like someone tryed to make a honda a caddy)
pimp mobile
Show me those tities for a suprize
god made weed
4:20
beer chicks cars and paint balls


(im not a pot head)
well thats all i have for right now ill have some later keep them comeing

[Thordic]

I have "My Other Ride Is Your Mom" on my car.

Wyn, my saturn is not a beater