well, i had my first baseball practice of the year today.
let me start off by saying that im normally really good at baseball, it just.. just read
Problem #1- It was COOLD! i am usually excellent at baseball, but i have something about the cold, and i suck super bad when its cold out, especially this cold
Problem #2- The catcher... i mistook the catcher for Rodney Dangerfield...he could NOT shut his mouth the ENTIRE freaking time. And everything that came out of his mouth was either an insult or a nasty comment. i was ready to turn around and smack him as hard as i could in the head with the bat...
Problem #3- Stingers. if you have EVER played baseball in the cold than you know what stingers are.. when its this cold out, you get one stinger and your pretty much done(well, i am.. go ahead call me a wus or whatever). and i got a stinger the first damn pitch.. ugh.
Problem #4- paintball n00bs.. yes thats right, they were super newbs. These 2 kids on my team got matching black magics..sigh..and i asked them what kinda aftermarket stuff they were going to get. they both said, just a 32* whisper barrel, they are awesome, and with the black magic, they will shoot farther and quieter than any gun on the market. I walked away...quickly.. didnt want to start an argument. I later over heard them talking about how the A-5 has the fastest feeding system on the market.. even later i heard them saying "the DYE INVASION (invision...)throws your voice!!" i cant take it.
Between Rodney Dangerfield (catcher) the cold, and the stingers... i had a pretty bad day.
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let me start off by saying that im normally really good at baseball, it just.. just read
Problem #1- It was COOLD! i am usually excellent at baseball, but i have something about the cold, and i suck super bad when its cold out, especially this cold
Problem #2- The catcher... i mistook the catcher for Rodney Dangerfield...he could NOT shut his mouth the ENTIRE freaking time. And everything that came out of his mouth was either an insult or a nasty comment. i was ready to turn around and smack him as hard as i could in the head with the bat...
Problem #3- Stingers. if you have EVER played baseball in the cold than you know what stingers are.. when its this cold out, you get one stinger and your pretty much done(well, i am.. go ahead call me a wus or whatever). and i got a stinger the first damn pitch.. ugh.
Problem #4- paintball n00bs.. yes thats right, they were super newbs. These 2 kids on my team got matching black magics..sigh..and i asked them what kinda aftermarket stuff they were going to get. they both said, just a 32* whisper barrel, they are awesome, and with the black magic, they will shoot farther and quieter than any gun on the market. I walked away...quickly.. didnt want to start an argument. I later over heard them talking about how the A-5 has the fastest feeding system on the market.. even later i heard them saying "the DYE INVASION (invision...)throws your voice!!" i cant take it.
Between Rodney Dangerfield (catcher) the cold, and the stingers... i had a pretty bad day.
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If he doesn't leave you alone after that, at least you will 1) have gotten into his head, or 2) eased your mind by playing back.
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