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  • Jason Stearns
    Registered User
    • Mar 2003
    • 152

    #1

    I am tired

    Why I am Tired..........

    I found out the real reason. I'm tired because I'm overworked.

    Here's why:
    The population of this country is 4 million.
    800,000 are retired, that leaves 3.2 million to do the work.

    There are 1.6 million in school, which leaves 1.6 million to do the work.

    About 640,000 housewives, leaves 960,000 to do the work.

    Of this there are 496,000 employed by the Central Government, leaving 464,000 to do the work.

    Take from the total the 247,000 people who work for Municipalities/Local Government.
    And that leaves 217,000 to do the work.

    Approx 197,825 on then benefit, leaves 19,175
    Less the 10,442 in our armed forces, leaves 8,733 to do the work.

    Now, there are 5,671 people in prisons, leaving 3,062 to do the work.

    At any given time there are 3,060 people in hospitals, that leaves just two people to do the work.
    You and me. And there you are sitting on your chair, at your computer, reading jokes.
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  • Grasshopper
    Registered User
    • Apr 2003
    • 578

    #2
    And there you are, sitting there, typing jokes

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    • TheJester
      Registered User
      • Sep 2002
      • 753

      #3
      ...you're not tired, you have too much time on your hands
      AIM- TheJester493 IM me some time

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      • xadamx
        SplatBrothers Paintball
        • Oct 2002
        • 715

        #4
        what country are you livin in!?

        Originally posted by Lohman446
        This is why I love AO

        "Why would anyone need this"
        "I just ordered one - though I can see no use for it"
        "Me too"

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        • paintbattler
          Mags > Cockers
          • Nov 2001
          • 2754

          #5
          Haha. I don't think many of those numbers are correct. I know a lot more than 2 people that work. Take a school for example.
          Someone took away my cool sig. *cough*mod*cough*

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          • Benfica4ever
            Registered User
            • Nov 2002
            • 1583

            #6
            Somebody has wayyyyy, too much time on their hands.



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            • GreasyPigeon
              Registered User
              • Aug 2002
              • 698

              #7
              hahaha!

              you missed the unemployed(homeless, fired,laied off), and by my math skills makes you the only person working so get back to work!!! no wonder why the market is down, the only person working is not doing there job
              Use a table to get it smaller in over all hight

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              • maginator

                #8
                Clever but i dont think it adds up but i enjoyed it!

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                • Jason Stearns
                  Registered User
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 152

                  #9
                  I didnt make it myself, I found it funny, so i wanted to spread the funny.
                  [swf width=400 height=120]http://flash.theevilness.com/stats.swf?playerName=CalmLikeABomb99[/swf]

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                  • MagMan5446
                    .....
                    • Jun 2001
                    • 2572

                    #10
                    Ha

                    Man lots of people here don't get a joke...

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                    • Smegma
                      AO's Official Paper Boy
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 376

                      #11
                      Originally posted by paintbattler
                      Haha. I don't think many of those numbers are correct. I know a lot more than 2 people that work. Take a school for example.
                      ??????
                      I throw newspapers for the OC Register, it sucks...

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                      • joeyjoe367
                        Confirmed 11 bps RT User!
                        • May 2001
                        • 1982

                        #12
                        ...there's can be up to 13 million people in NYC (durring the business day) alone... I think your numbers are a bit skewed.

                        Funny tho... kinda.

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