The Matrix Reloaded

[xmetal2001]

Wow, is anyone else REALLY excited about seeing this. I normally don't look forward to movies this much, maybe its all the hype, but I can't wait!

[darklord]

Thursday.... I'm buying my ticket in advance, it'll give me something to look forward to instead of working all weekend

[MagMan5446]

eh, not much hype around here. But I can't wait to see it...

[EsPo]

im really excited, but not excited enough to leave my house to go see it. im one of those people who never leaves the house unless its for something i really like or mandatory. Im content enough to wait for it to come onto video.

[Automaggin2]

i already saw it Kazaa. Gotta love it. DVD quality

[FactsOfLife]

that's all I have to say about that.....

actually I'll be one of the mindless masses and go see it opening weekend. I just think PWOT is hilarious.

[Sooky]

Originally posted by FactsOfLife
that's all I have to say about that.....

actually I'll be one of the mindless masses and go see it opening weekend. I just think PWOT is hilarious.

AAAHHH!!!! There are spoilers on that link!....... sigh

[MagMan5446]

"Warner Bros. devoted $300 million to the production of the two Matrix sequels"

"In the time the films have been in production, over one thousand American children will have died of starvation. For the cost of these films, each of those children could have been given one million dollars. "

I like the math in that...

-edit-

"I had attended a showing of The Matrix in May of 1999 with a lady friend, because we are both big Morgan Freeman fans. An hour into the film, as I observed what dreck we were wading in, I walked up and stood before the screen and tried to explain to the audience that this vomitus was below their dignity.

I was greeted by some of the most vulgar insults imaginable, until some began throwing objects and one man even knocked my pipe from my hand. Do you wish to be associated with a group of such character?"

Now what the hell is this? I'd throw something at him too for standing in my way of the 10 bucks I payed to enjoy a movie. And I did enjoy the matrix.

"After the above incident, I was the one asked to leave."

I wonder why

"Bullets travel at over 900 feet per second. I don't care how fast Agent Smith and his friends pulled their triggers in that hallway, their bullets would not travel in a tight pack like that. It takes a tenth of a second for an automatic to recycle itself, meaning that by the time the second round left the barrel, the first bullet would be 90 feet away.

You should have heard my gales of laughter upon seeing this scene during my second viewing of the film. I fully expected the audience around me join in the derision, and when they did not I walked up and down each row, leaning over each seat and howling my gales of mockery right in their faces.

Once more, the staff removed me from the theater, rather than doing the proper thing and removing the film from the theater. Ridiculous."

If that was my face he "howled his gales of mockery" into, I would've punched him in the face. And I wouldn't of stopped.

"Hollywood's homophobia never fails to astound me. First, I applauded the romance between the two male characters, Neo and Trinity. Then I found later that, because of demands by Keanu Reeves, Trinity was actually played by a woman in shorthair."

? Trinity isn't too bad IMO...

"Has Warner Bros. chosen Saddam as their hero? Is this why Neo was to be sporting a thick, dark mustache in the third film?"

I'm sure

"Is it any coincidence that "jacking" (injecting heroin directly into the brain using a nine-inch long skull needle) became all the rage with our teenagers after this film?"

I never heard of that myself... but intravenous drugs aren't quite the recreational thing around here...

""He's been going for ten hours straight. He's a machine."

"That's right. The first indication that Neo was The One was his ability to spend ten hours sitting in a chair. There's your hero, computer dorks! "Hey, check out the neuralkinetics between the chair and his arse!"

hehe

[Fred]

I am officially dumber for reading the first 15 of those reasons...

and I'm kinda pissed about NOT WARNING ABOUT THE SPOILERS!!!!

I'm watching the first one now... in German! Great flick!

---Fred

[dansim]

yes that site is pure dribble, if anyone gets in my way laughing at the film, i will punch/head repeat until the credits or someone prys his feet of the gummy bear infested floor.

[mikey101]

Yea, everyone around here is getting extremely excited about this. Most kids in my grade have already bought tickets for a showing next weekend. And my obsessive friend bought two tickets for the 10:20am showing, which once he's done will have to drive half an hour back to school and get to third period so he can do a pig disection Whatever floats your boat i guess..

[Archangel Kid]

Matrix was such and awesome movie and now I'm all hyped up for Matrix: Reloaded... and that site with Matrix: Rejected I couldn't even finish reading it thats how stupid it was.

[FactsOfLife]

Know waht the funniest thing about that link and that site is?

All the people here takin it seriously.

Guys, it isn't a REAL story. It's satire.

boneheads.

there isn't ONE spoiler in that goof.

[Sooky]

Originally posted by FactsOfLife
Know waht the funniest thing about that link and that site is?

All the people here takin it seriously.

Guys, it isn't a REAL story. It's satire.

boneheads.

there isn't ONE spoiler in that goof.

It's kinda hard to tell if the author is just stupid or joking, though. So is this part also incorrect??



*possible spoiler*

From the article
A withering assault on the refuge city of Zion by a boiling swarm of sentinel droids. Neo screaming, holding Trinity's burned corpse. And then, cut to black.

That's how The Matrix: Reloaded ends.

[FactsOfLife]

the entire site is satire man.

if anyone really thinks that this site actually gives away the real end of the movie, then they need to seek professional help immediately.