I suck

[personman]

Wait.... Espo has friends??

[tony3]

All girls seem to like me, thing I'm funny and look good, but none will ever go out with me Oh well, I don't really give a poop, lifes too short to waste on girls

[BlackVCG]

You know you're screwed when they tell you you're a nice guy.

[ShooterJM]

Originally posted by BlackVCG
I swear, all women smoke crack.

Priceless. The two truths about women in the same thread.

Allow me to summerize: Women are evil crack smokers (but some smell nice).

That's it. That's the pertinent information you need to survive.

[AlabamaMan]

When you get hair on the berries, worry about the ladies.

A rhyme(kind of) to live your life by.

[BobTheCow]

Wait... AlabamaMan, I don't get it!! Do you think you could go into great detail and explain it for me?

[ZSigErik]

Im gonna have to throw my hat into the "Playa Corps" here. Learn to spit mad game and you get what you want while the girl gets what she wants.

Only advice is, once you find a girl you dont wanna run game on, thats the one you keep. The one you dont want to play or use.

Pretty much, be confident, no matter how much a girl will say your cute or whatever, if you play the poor me game, it wont work.

Dont get sympathy, it doesnt work, trust me...

[yeahthatsme]

i like my area's system, you can be friends with lots of girls and go out with one even, but its nothing serious, just a bit more then being friends, more of a title, just get a bunch of friends that are girls and go from there

[AlabamaMan]

Originally posted by BobTheCow63
Wait... AlabamaMan, I don't get it!! Do you think you could go into great detail and explain it for me?

I think your old enough to figure that one out...

[MagMan5446]

Since you suck so much, you dont really need to worry about women altogether.....

[TransMan]

Dating a girl is just not a cool thing to do when your still in school. Just do what everyone else said spit game right now learn what works and what doesnt.

There are very few girls out there that are actually cool enough to try and hook up with. There liek one in my whole high school that i would even think about dating. All the other ones are preps and just go for a guy with money.

Unless you just dont feel liek you want to be with a girl and then theres always the option of being gay a lot of people do it now days.

[nitewolf_9]

Just develop your game, man. Women aren't evil, PEOPLE are evil. I know a$$holes from both sexes, so anyone who states that women are evil is just bitter from not getting any. Be smooth and act like you don't care about anyone, that works wonders for me, allthough I am pretty good looking. However, my friend has nothing on me in the looks department and he gets more a$$ than a toilet seat (I am a one woman kinda guy...). Its all about self confidence and motivation, and I strongly agree with making them think they can't have you. Just don't be a dick though, we have enough of those in this world already and thats not gonna get you breakfast with her the next morning...

(like my clever "$" censoring? okay, yeah, its lame. sorry.)

[m-98]

My friend told me this...

Why Girlfriends are Evil

GF=Time x Money

Time is money so...
GF=Money squared

Money is the root of all evil so take the square root of money...

GF=Evil

It kinda hard to explain on the computer.

[FalconGuy016]

Ahahahhahahahahhaha

Thanks you guys

but keep in mind, dont take what other people post and put it with me, most of these things you think I said someone else actually did.

sighghisghis

[TNS2k2]

This best describes Women that you date in Highschool.

Money Sucking Pits...

Stay away from em get some good women "friends" that will relieve stress and make you happy when you are down...