Really digusting yet funny story

[845]

Ok heres the story

Two mornings ago this kid we will call him Joe ask his mom if he could stay home because he was not feeling well. His mom said no and put him on the bus anyway. On the bus he developed stomach pains and he was laying on the seat and moaning. Suddenly he got up and he yelled, "Bob (not real name)let me get your lunch" He then proceeded to pull down his pants, put the bag to his behind, and let loose. Unfortunatelty he missed the bag and defecated all over the bus and himself. The bus driver threw him off the bus at the next stop in the middle of white plains covered in fecal matter.

I know it is unbelievable but it is true. The questions to debate are:
How bad do you have to go to the bathroom that your result to using a brown bag?
And will he ever live it down?

[paintbattler]

Haha. That is pretty desperate.

[WicKeD_WaYz]

ide think I would just go in my pants and then get off the bus and run to the bathroom.

btw...ewww

and how old is he? If hes more than 12, no he will never live it down.

[cris8762]

2 words: bus window (hope noone behind him had an open window!

[BobTheCow]

Originally posted by WicKeD_WaYz
how old is he? If hes more than 12, no he will never live it down.

agree.

and EWW... a brown paper bag, on a bus... oh man that definitely tops the chart for weird/disgusting things I've heard today!!

[darklord]

That's bad, man... if the kid is young (obviously if he is taking the bus), it'll stick with him throughout K-12. That's just brutal.

[SlipknotX556]

Thats so nasty. How far were you from school anyway? If it was not far, I think he could have held it in awhile longer, but if you just got on the bus and were 30 minutes away from school, I would have just ran off the bus, instead of being made fun of for the rest of my life. How old is he anyway?

PS: This will follow him till he is out of college.

[Smegma]

This will follow him till he is out of college. [/B]

Nah, probably the rest of his life, at least i would never forget it. Everytime i saw him, i would think of the kid that shat himself on the bus...

[SlipknotX556]

No, but serious if you have to go that bad, atleast go for a backpack, not a brown bag. Then chuck the backpack out the window.

[InfinatyBPS]

Lol, "Hey bob, toss me your backpack quick!" "Alright." A little while later... "hey, where's my bag man?" "ummm, I ummm... ate it?

[Sooky]

He should switch schools.... quick.

[TransMan]

Lol Switch States

I know a guy that shat himself at the mall cus he ate an egg and is allergic to them he hasnt lived it down yt so i dont think this kid will

[Cope]

Man, it must suck to be him right now.
The more people who were on the bus, the worse for him.
I would never be able to face any of those kids again after that.
That story is going to get him a ton of grief when it gets around the school, and it will.
I agree with what someone already said: if you find yourself in that situation then just be quiet and crap your pants. Thats a lot better than attracting attention to yourself, dropping your drawers, exposing yourself, and crapping on the floor and yourself. How humiliating.
I know White Plains. That's no place to go dumping (no pun intended) a kid off all alone. The bus driver should have stopped the bus and called the kid's parents or something. What if something happened to him?
Keep us posted. This story is fascinating.

[punkerx1]

ah that sucks.

but why would he ask for a lunchbag...*cough*backpack*cough*

hopefully people will go easy on him, its not like he could help it. i bet his mom is treating him like a king right now.

[Thordic]

That is one of the best stories ever, it is your responsibility to make sure it is never forgotten

And anyone talking about holding it till you got to school, if you have the squirts, the gods themselves aint holding those waters back. They are comin out whenever they feel like it.