Really digusting yet funny story

[Tubby_Ninja]

Come on', have you ever crapped your pants? Cause, I'll tell ya, whatever you had packed away in there that needed to get out that bad is not gonna smell good. And once you squash it around a little, people are gonna notice. And what do you want to be, the guy who crapped in his buddies lunch box, or the guy who crapped his pants and acted like he didn't?

Not that I know anything about crapping your pants or anything...

...As a matter of fact, forget I said anything. Now where is that delete button again??

[-J�ker-]

this reminds me of myself tuesday... i woke up felt fine went to school felt fine till about 3rd hr... then i felt it coming. i asked the teacher to go to the restroom and just passed gas to realease some tension. so i go back to class continue to play cards (finals week we have 2 finals a day and a hr study class before finals which we can do w/e in) its about 30 mins till linch so i decide to wait it out and go during lunch in the rotc building where its a private restroom with a locking door and SUPER CLEAN toilet i mean the rotc restrooms at my schoool are probaly the cleanest public comode you can find (well its kinda public only about 200 ppl at my school can use them including me) im glad mine didnt happen like your friends but my stomach was KILLIN me. and what is amazing this is only the 2nd time somtin like this has happened at school during my 10 years of school

[BobTheCow]

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^ oops, sorry joker, I must have stolen all your periods.

lol but that reminds me of American Pie, where they slip the x-lax into the guy's drink to finally get him to use the school bathrooms... aahh, gotta love the educational programming...

[-J�ker-]

my period button ran away from lack of use a few weeks ago

[sneakyhacker420]

but seriously... thats freakin great! he tried to take a crap into a lunch bag... LMFAO... atleast go out the window... hell... just grab a ziplock baggy... or fill your pants

[Benfica4ever]

ewwwwww. nasty

[Brak]

guys seriously, thats never happened to you? i let it go on an employee at denny's

[einhander619]

We were drunk, and we walked to denny's, and my friend puker inside. The cops missed us by 2 minutes!

[EsPo]

i was in a car on the way home from new york city in the middle of the night once.. and just couldnt hold it, my dad pulls of the exit ramp going like 80, pulls into a mcdonalds, and i run up to the door cheeks squeezed and all..... it was locked! i let it go on the shrubery right in front of one of the employee's.. no i didnt get the car

good times.. good times.

[giblit]

something like this happened to someone at my school this weekend. this kid had alittle to drink and he had something wrong with him, i dont know what. and he didnt relize it but he had to crap then it started to come out and he was just like ohh no... so he runs in the bathroom and was in there for like 30 minutes then finally he comes out with nothing on but his birthday suit and crap running down his leg... everyone was just like OMG THATS HORIBLE. but anyway yea... that kid will probably like kill himself down the road.

[OKJEFF4]

Man, that sucks. I hope people treat him well. Hasn't that ever happened to you? Like you went to fart but accidently pulled a moon river? Man, that sucks hardcore.

[cris8762]

espo, SAME exact thing happened to me, except i did it around the back of a drug store that wasnt open!!! i feel sorry for the person that had to take the trash out the next day!!!

[paintballcowboy]

the kid could probably pull off tons fo sympathy if he missed school for a few days or a week, then when he came back say he was in the hospital for some crazy reason, like he had some medication that he was alergic to or he had some rair food poisoning. It is harder to tease a kid who was on his "death-bed" for something that may have "killed" him, or whatever.
I don't know what im talking about plese don't agnolege my statement.

[EsPo]

i got another one...


there was this kid on a school ski trip making everybody really mad, so one of my friends mixed laxatives in with his sprite. He ended up seeing the laxatives, and he said he would drink it for like 10 bucks (needless to say he didnt knw what it was at first), so we all put in like 1 buck and he chugged that thing in like 2 seconds... someone ended up telling him and he puked it out.. but if he had to go on the slopes... id have laughed myu arse off.

[bornl33t]

not really that discusting

but this IS!

http://www.zelica.com/ukq/stag.htm