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  • Vegeta
    Moderator? Mob Boss.
    • Oct 2001
    • 1050

    #1

    Veg is back on the net, w/ stories to tell

    Well if anyone has noticed (I doubt it), I have been gone for the past month. Not by choice. We has a tornado come through this area (Southeast MO) about a month ago, and with it went my internet service. This has happened before.... I have been through 5, count them, five U.S. Robotics internal 56k modems in 2 1/2 years.

    Well I called the phone company and had them send a guy out to check my line becasue my modem was unplugged from the jack at the time of the storm. This guy turns out to be a man in his late 50's with a laptop from the early 90's or so. He said everything was fine and he connnected to his SWB server fine.

    So I take a trip to the local Wal-Mart. A new big one was just built over the old agingone here so they had tons of modems and stuff in stock. I got one, went home, installed it in the slot where my old, yet same model USR 56k modem lied.

    And it came up with hte same problem: When the modem tried to dial out, it would just 'dim' the dialtone and not get through to the routing box.

    So I was mad.

    I couldn't figure out why the SWB guy's old laptop worked and not my new USR modem did not. There was only one thing I could think of: since he was connecting to a SWB data server and I was trying to connect to an ISP... he must have been using a diffrent (older) protocol to dial in.

    So in a stroke of GENUIS I decide to try to use a Fax program to manually dial into my ISP.

    And lo and behold the slow dialing in worked.

    So I start thinking that it is just a circuit in the routing box (5 miles down hte street) that isnt handling the dialing of my 56k connection.

    I get to looking in my network options and start chaing protcols, dialing procedures, until I try someonething SO STUPID that it was BOUND TO WORK. and it did.


    I changed the modem over from TONE dialing to PULSE dialing.

    And here I am.



    I am glad to be back.
    And tommorow the phone company gets a call. I feel like I am at my grandma's house using a rotary phone when i connect now.

    PS- any phone / SWB techs on the boards? I think it would drive my point home the the SWB operator if I could tell him the exact name of hte problem (like the name of the board that handles 56k connections in routing boxes....)
    -Vegeta
    View my DevArt gallery Here
  • SpongeBobSquarePants
    I'm back!
    • Jan 2002
    • 3296

    #2
    Well that makes perfect sense.

    However the ultimate fix.

    Cough CABLE Cough

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    • RT pRo AuToMaG
      (un)official MatrixDM4Tech
      • Mar 2002
      • 1000

      #3
      no cable, DSL. $40/month comes with free modem.
      Red to Black Ironman Intimidator
      Demon UL Matrix Dust Red
      TEAM BACKDRAFT
      Broken Matrix or DM4? Send it to me, I'll fix it, just pay $10 + shipping + parts.

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      • Heat
        hello lamewads
        • Oct 2000
        • 4463

        #4
        I get cable + basic cable TV+ free modem= 39.99$

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        • Kai

          #5
          I get cable modems, pay-per-view, In Demand, premium digital cable...FREE.

          I win.

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          • MantisMag
            Dim Sum
            • Dec 2001
            • 1895

            #6
            lol. geez. why don't you try diggin up an analog modem? maybe it'll go faster!

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            • Vash02
              Shut your face
              • May 2002
              • 671

              #7
              Originally posted by Kai
              I get cable modems, pay-per-view, In Demand, premium digital cable...FREE.

              I win.
              Not everyones fathers are the manager of the local cable company pal!

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              • Vegeta
                Moderator? Mob Boss.
                • Oct 2001
                • 1050

                #8
                Can't get cable/DSL in this area. Seems like the mass of privacy and prime real estate here coems with a price.

                And satilite is too damn expensive.
                -Vegeta
                View my DevArt gallery Here

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                • pputkowski
                  has soul
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 1016

                  #9
                  i have the same issue, 56k is the only thing i can get...:-(

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                  • Star_Base_CGI
                    Official Trekkie, Kirk Spy
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 778

                    #10
                    DONT EVEN GET MY STARTED ON THE PHONE COMPANY!

                    They use all old busted swithcers and copper lines from the 50s and 60s. We pay $40 a month plus $20 for the cell phone or whatever. My stuff never works right. I get static, weak rings and all sorts of intermitent problems.
                    Okay so heres the thing. Why shoud we have to pay another $40 a month for high speed which I cant afford When we are already paying for old and busted.
                    All your farm animals are belong to us.

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