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  • Jack & Coke
    TUNAMAX No. 1
    • Jul 2002
    • 2644

    #1

    Now you know everything!

    I got this in an email...

    If you have any other additional facts and tid bits (true stuff only), please share the love!



    Now you know everything!


    After you read this, you should know everything:

    Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The
    spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't
    know you're there.

    Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept
    at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne
    particles resulting from the flush. I keep my
    toothbrush in the living room now.

    The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as
    substitute for blood plasma.

    No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7
    times.

    Donkeys kill more people annually than plane
    crashes.

    You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching
    television.

    Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty
    years of age or older.

    The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's
    gum.

    The king of hearts is the only king without a
    mustache.

    A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright
    brother's first flight.

    The wingspan of the B-36, a retired USAF bomber, was
    twice as long.

    American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by
    eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in
    first-class.

    Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

    Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking
    you up in the morning.

    Most dust particles in your house are composed of
    dead skin.

    The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung
    cancer. So did the first 'Marlboro Man.'

    Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually
    than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia
    combined.

    Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

    All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just
    didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

    Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

    Pearls melt in vinegar.

    Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal
    ads for dating are already married.

    The three most valuable brand names on earth:
    Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

    It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not
    downstairs.

    A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

    The reason firehouses have circular stairways is
    from the days when the engines were pulled by
    horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor
    and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

    Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president
    whose name contains all the letters from the word
    "criminal." The second? William Jefferson Clinton.

    And, the best for last.....

    Turtles can breathe through their butts.

    Now you know everything there is to know.
  • Brak
    POOP
    • Sep 2002
    • 1996

    #2
    " Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually
    than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia
    combined. "

    dude thats F-ed up.
    SIG RULES SUCK REAL BAD AND THEYRE STUPID AND DUMB AND THEY STINK AND ARE STUPID AND I HATE THEM AND THEY SUCK REAL BAD

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    • einhander619
      Swollen Member
      • Mar 2002
      • 814

      #3
      And 46% of facts are made up on the spot. But really, at all times you are probably less than 7 feet away from a spider. Blecch!
      I'm nothing more than text to you...

      Attention
      Getting
      Device

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      • ntn4502
        Environmental Geologist
        • Aug 2002
        • 1637

        #4
        that duck one just makes you think

        Drink Wine

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        • FalconGuy016
          Divine Right, Pevs @ AG
          • Aug 2002
          • 6127

          #5
          Lol it would just be the qualities of the sound that probably elimintates itself before it can go on, like the sound and the opposite of that sound at the same time. It sure sounds like it

          Cool facts
          Hey
          AIM: FalconGuy016
          BANG!!!

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          • rhetor22
            Mag Lover (not that way)
            • Nov 2001
            • 1207

            #6
            yeah that duck thing is really funny.

            I gotta strangle a duck in a gymnasium now


            My truck is louder than yours. A lot louder.

            Good Traders: JT2002, LawFox32, Gizmolax32

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            • Multi-Colored J
              Tippmann forum dude
              • Jul 2002
              • 111

              #7
              I just folded a piece of newspaper 7 times! Beat that!
              Mah name is Justin. w00t!

              I'm better at the Tippmann forum.

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              • zvanut
                AO's Favorite Member
                • Jun 2001
                • 1817

                #8
                Re: Now you know everything!

                Originally posted by Jack & Coke

                No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7
                times.

                [/B]

                more than
                Tough Times Wont Last Forever...
                Tough People Will ~ Darryl Kile R.I.P. 2002

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                • ChucktheMAGician
                  Back at it
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 1855

                  #9
                  Nice to know I have more toes than Marilyn Monroe
                  Feedback from: AO,PBN

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                  • OKJEFF4
                    ...KING OF THE FUN FOAM!
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 55

                    #10
                    Mmm.. Toddlers can inhale and exhale at the same time.

                    Some people can inhale through their butts, everyone can exhale.

                    I have ten toes.


                    Good traders - Armed & Harmless, Mixmasterphil(PBN) and Bud(KUSA)

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                    • Potatoboy
                      Hamburgers should be high

                      • Sep 2001
                      • 2533

                      #11
                      The duck thing is the most false of all of those statements, so I shall start there:

                      Rumor holds that duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.


                      Please, browse that site after reading that.

                      There are a lot of things people know matter-of-factly that are just downright false.
                      Potatoboy!

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                      • Potatoboy
                        Hamburgers should be high

                        • Sep 2001
                        • 2533

                        #12
                        Marilyn Monroe did not have a sixth toe.

                        Potatoboy!

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                        • The-Z-Man
                          w00t w00t
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 72

                          #13
                          What about the melting pearls in vinager. That might be false but i'll have to ask my science teacher about that. He practically knows everything about chemistry.
                          Lets all do this... get out our paintball guns.. hijack some airlines full of these "Special" Folks and run them into some things like The Backstreet Boys and Al Gore's Baldspot.
                          OfficerGoat

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                          • Archangel Kid
                            Registered User
                            • Apr 2002
                            • 940

                            #14
                            hmm... pigs orgasim's last for 30mins ...
                            IF I WANTED AN ANGEL AIR I WOULD GLUE A GAMEBOY TO MY FRIKIN TANK.

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                            • TecnoRobo
                              I pay the bills...
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 326

                              #15
                              Fact or not i thought this was a thread about everything i wanted to ever know

                              i did not want to know about the pig...

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