Dixie Chicks again?!?

[breg]

I'm so used to hearing about pop sar beefs between Hip Hop artists. I think t should be interesting to hear how country artist deal with it...

Breg

[CasingBill]

TK should challenge them to a rodeo. Yeeeee Haaaaaw!

[1stdeadeye]

For the love of God, Noooooooooo!

Originally posted by Jack_Dubious

hmmm...i wonder how Toby Keith would define communism...


JDub

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Look what you did! I am gonna have to post more I'd Hit That Pictures about your Fiancee!

Don't feel bad Aaron Mag, I had no idea what a deek was either! Also are you going to ShattnerBall? If so, maybe I will skip the beach and attend. You are the one in need of some serious re-education (X-Mag style!)!

I am not as I said a huge country fan, I do like that song because it is funny. Any song that talks about shoving a boot up somebody's rear can't be bad!

[aaron_mag]

Jury is still out on Shatner ball. Can't justify spending the money for the air fare or the time away from family unless work happens to send me that way.

I think CB needs to attend since AO will be fighting Borg style anyway. Think of it...you, Facts, Shartley, and I could all be CBs mindless assimilated drones!

Oops. I am hijacking your thread



EDIT: Actually Jack_Dubious is the one that really needs to go. One last desperate act of freedom and rebellion before the shackles go on....

[1stdeadeye]

LOL

Originally posted by aaron_mag
Jury is still out on Shatner ball. Can't justify spending the money for the air fare or the time away from family unless work happens to send me that way.

This I can understand! Love to bunker you though!

I think CB needs to attend since AO will be fighting Borg style anyway. Think of it...you, Facts, Shartley, and I could all be CBs mindless assimilated drones!

Resistance is futile!!

Oops. I am hijacking your thread

So what else is new!


EDIT: Actually Jack_Dubious is the one that really needs to go. One last desperate act of freedom and rebellion before the shackles go on....

Yeah this would be great except for one little thing. By then he will already have been married for two months!

[aaron_mag]

Re: LOL

Originally posted by 1stdeadeye
Yeah this would be great except for one little thing. By then he will already have been married for two months!

Yeah but newly married men are like bugs that are still twitching after they are squashed. For the first couple months they try to continue on going to the all night poker games and spur of the moment drinking binges. Finally after getting in trouble several times it gets hammered in that it is OVER! You have been squashed

Have you ever seen that upgraded from girlfriend 5.0 to wife 1.0 technical help joke? That is one is funny. Someone in my office has it if you haven't seen it!

[CasingBill]

That joke is very funny. Amazingly true too. Need to post that.

[1stdeadeye]

Originally posted by breg
I'm so used to hearing about pop sar beefs between Hip Hop artists. I think t should be interesting to hear how country artist deal with it...

Breg

Well seeing as it is country, would they do ride bys on John Deere tractors with deer rifles and shotguns? Hmmmm?


AM,
I have not seen that joke. WOuld love to though!

[aaron_mag]

You haven't lived if you haven't seen it. Here it is below. Jack_Dubious take notes!!!!


Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that The new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of Space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and Launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5
and Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can not to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance
'n' Drunk 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install Does not work on this program. Once I tried to uninstall Wife 1.0 but got this error "General Protection Fault in module House Security. The Uninstallation will abort." Can you help me, please!!!
************************************************** ****
Reply from Tech. Support
To Software Engineer,

Dear Software Engineer,

Ref : Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife

This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to Run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge
Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge Wife 1.0 from the system once installed.

You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support" which was given to you at the time of registration with Wife 1.0. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). The best course of action will be to enter the command

C:\ APOLOGIZE.

Infact I would suggest u to use this command everytime Wife 1.0 crashes on your system. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 or Movies 4.5 which will improve the performance of Wife 1.0 Do not,
under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck
Tech Support.

[1stdeadeye]

LOL!

[Jack_Dubious]

LOL

Hmm..i wonder if there are any conflicts with MS Paintball XP..


JDub

[Collegeboy]

I would just hit control, ALT, delete and turn the old moldel in for a newer, faster, and better one.

[1stdeadeye]

Originally posted by Collegeboy
I would just hit control, ALT, delete and turn the old moldel in for a newer, faster, and better one.

Not too politically correct, eh?

Wouldn't help your election chances either!

[aaron_mag]

Originally posted by Jack_Dubious
LOL

Hmm..i wonder if there are any conflicts with MS Paintball XP..


JDub

Didn't you read..."where it monitors all other system activity"

So it definitely interfers with MS Paintball!