Worst injury?

[ratmonkey]

heres my good list
-road rash too many times to count, i've lost almost all of my skin to the road and trees at some point in my life
-scalped in a mountain bike wreck, WAS wearing a helmet. it got completely messed up
-torn medial meniscus in my left knee
-minor tears of both quads multiple times
-torn off damn near every fingernail, also smashed off 4 toenails all together
-more deep lacerations than i care to think about
-dislocated every meta-carpal in my right hand punching a wall, no breaks though
-chipped 2 teeth
-few possible concussions, never went to a hospital
-dislocated right wrist in another mtb accident
-mild tear of my left pec while benching
-dislocations of my left shoulder, mostly while lifting and playing baseball

thats about as much as i can think of for severe stuff.

[sneakyhacker420]

my left nut staying inside me for 3 days after i got kicked in the groin region and then re-descending

[TransMan]

Originally posted by sneakyhacker420
my left nut staying inside me for 3 days after i got kicked in the groin region and then re-descending

HAHA sry but thats the funniest thing ive ever heard

[mikey101]

I've had a couple concussions from: A) slipping through my seatbelt while braking hard and going through the windsheild head first, B)falling off of a cement dinosour when I was little, C)Being cracked on the top of my head from my brother being such a great shot with his boomerang. Skating injuries so far are: Broken ankle, broken arm, broken middle finger, countless rolled ankles. Paintball injuries include: bloody nipple from dumb friend who thought it would be funny to shoot me barrel-to-skin with a painball.

[JAM]

Originally posted by sneakyhacker420
my left nut staying inside me for 3 days after i got kicked in the groin region and then re-descending

Oh, sweet lord, that hurts to read...


Ok, I'll throw in my past injuries....

I came back to paintball after 2 sports that were very tough on my body- inline skating and mountain bike racing (downhill/freeride).

high school football- tore knee cartilage

Skating- many sprains and strains, but the career ending one was severing the PCL in my knee. Didn't have any health insurance, so it never got fixed... my knee separates when i don't move it for awile- long drives, etc. that sucks.

But the most violent activity was mountain biking/ downhill/ freeriding. nothing like falling on sharp rocks/logs from 6-7 feet or gravel/trees at 30 mph.
15 stitches on my shin from a nicely spiked pedal
18 stitches on my forearm from an aborted jump
concussion - WHILE wearing a full-face DOT helmet

oh, and one of the most painfull- bloody nipples from running most of a marathon without bandaids/vaseline. ouch.

Miscue's leg takes the cake cake though, damn!

[Torbo]

a kid at our school's nut started unraveling last year. We all came in, and everyone was like "petes balls are unraveling" So i guess he got surgery. sucks tho

[sneakyhacker420]

oh yeah... i forgot the time when i slammed my cock in the toilet seat when i was 4... hasn't everyone done that?

...not to mention it was in a restraunt... so everyone saw me grabbing it and screaming when i walked out


or when i rolled out of bed at a friends house and landed on a pile of his dinosaur toys... with all the sharp claws and pointy crap... jabbed me in countless numbers of places, some of which i dont want to describe

(that was when i was 7 1/2)


um... when my little brother whacked me in the right eye with a friggin deep fryer cord still have a scar next to my right eye where it hit


when i was 6, i opened the propane tank valve from the BBQ while staring straight into it... had to go to the ER and get my eyes flushed, then for the next 7 months, i had a red ring around my eye


nutted myself while skating... trying to boardslide

bitten by 3 ticks... happened last week at a school outing

hit in the left ear with a paintball (went through a hole on my JT flex mask)... mainly the PB flak hit me... still hurt though... 2 weeks ago @ BFG


and countless more... but the funniest is my left nut hibernating inside me for 3 days


edit: yesterday i jammed my PGP barrel extension into my eye while pulling it off... i couldn't see clearly for the next 4 hours after that

[sneakyhacker420]

Originally posted by Torbo
a kid at our school's nut started unraveling last year. We all came in, and everyone was like "petes balls are unraveling" So i guess he got surgery. sucks tho

OMFG thats freakin great... now, i wanna know how you nut can 'unravel'

[Benfica4ever]

Wow, i have to admit i have never broken a bone in my body, no stiches or nothing, and i do alot of extreme things,guess im one f those lucky people

[RRfireblade]

Way too much to list here.

Worst though would be a fall from around 10,000 feet.Primary chute tangled and I had to cut it away and the reserve failed (faulty rigging). I landed in a heavily wooded area,trees broke my fall...mostly.Lucky to be alive.It was 2 years before I would jump again.

Jay.

Go Deland Skydive !!

[Torbo]

Originally posted by sneakyhacker420



OMFG thats freakin great... now, i wanna know how you nut can 'unravel'

well, im not sure if thats great. I felt sorry for him, even tho he is a tool, and i wanna bang his girlfriend. Regardless i have no idea how that can happen, and it would suck.

[ugabiged88]

I've broken my arm, and three fingers.

I broke my arm when I was five years old and I fell from a bunkbed. Man did that hurt!