funniest thing a newbie has ever said to you.

[Epyon]

Mine is..

Noob-"Hey, what gun do you have?"
Me-"An automag"
Noob-"You have an automatic gun?"
Me-"NO it is semi, just the name"

I get this question from alot of people who have never heard or seen an automag.

[Miscue]

"Do you know what Level 10 is?"

[AFRaven]

Talking to some of my cousin's friends here:

Me: So, what kind of gun do you have?

Kid: It's the best gun on the market, I bought it from [Bill] for 700 bucks.

Me: What, like a "decked out" Cocker? (sarcasm)

Kid: No.

Me: Oh, what is it then?

Kid: It's a totally tricked 98 Tippmann.

Me: Yes... I see.

Kid: I run it on 20 ounces of NOS.

Me: Like a 1.4 Liter Honda Civic?

Kid: Ummm.... no. Like a really good paintball gun.

At this point, I laughed at him and walked away.

[shartley]

[land hurricane]

It wasn't really a newb but when i was shooting my rt.

"Is that thing on burst?"

[bunkermaster10]

newb

newb: "Dude your gun shoots so much farther than mine. I wish I had your gun." he was shooting a rental pro carbine.

[252]

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over 400 posts and 10K views

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

Me holding my impy.

Noob-Dude that thing is awsome but you know what would make it better? a expansion chamber.

Playing speedball.

Noob-Dude were is you camoflauge?

[trev_pbller]

First day playing with my new rt at a friends house, this ones kind of old but...

Friend: Dude this is an awesome gun, ummm how do you cock it??

Me: Oh um you dont cock it dude, it pressurizes.

Friend: Shutup I knew that.

Or from another friend new to paintball

Friend: Dude, I'm gonna hate to get shot with that gun!!Does that nitrous make it shoot a lot harder??

I had to explain to him what nitrogen does and why u cant run co2 in an rt...this is good stuff lol

[Jonno06]

Them- what kind of gun is that?!
me-an automag.
them-an autococker..wow!..those are automatic!!!!!
me-*sigh*

[sneakyhacker420]

Originally posted by personman
Uhh.. I was walking around at DDay and some kid pointed to my Xvalve Micro E-mag and said to his friend 'Thats the gun I want! An Autococker!'

LMFAO

[Smoke]

Some n00b walked up to me an looked at my RTP, and said, "Hey man, nice Spyder!". I just gave him a blank stare, and he replied, "What? That is a Spyder, right?". I replied, "No.". Then, he said, "Well....is it an Angel?"
He obviously had never heard of an Automag, and when I asked him how long he had been playing, he said about 4 or 5 months.

[BobTheCow]

omg smee you are my HERO!!!

Well this one's actually pretty recent:

My friend's brother (he is SUCH a huge whigger, I think he's been at pev's the past couple weeks, maybe somebody's noticed him????) anyway he just got an A-5/RT setup, and was explaining to his sister (my friend) "yeah they modeled it after an oozie..."

[animal]

I always have guys telling me I don't play fair because I have a "clip" on my emag. (aka battery pack)AS if it'd hold more than about 8 balls if indeed, for matter of converstaion, it was a clip.

I've also had the warp equated to a "chain gun" haha.

And the intimidation of gillie suits are priceless when it comes to noobs. Amazing how many of them never played but seem to have first hand knowledge that the guys in the gillie suits are true to life navy seals. "No really dude, my cousin told me they are."

It's always fun to tell them my emag is a rental.. just so they go and hassle my friends behind the desk for one of the "cool chain guns"

[-=Squid=-]

Originally posted by shartley

Alright lol....but you werent! You like like the gestapo in that pic! I imagine you as a hefty guy, thin glasses, and a helaciously huge mustache, no beard. lol. At least you threw in the "This is suppose to be not just any player but new ones right" or I woulda been worried! BTW, how did you ship that package? Its still not here.