How to kiss?

[Benfica4ever]

I know...did it ever work out?

[BobTheCow]

Hahaha look at the first post... more importantly, <i>when</i> it was made.

Yes it happened, but I don't know if shartley or miscue or anybody's tips made a difference with him. That's why we must make it AO'S MISSION to spread the knowledge to as many other poor pathetic internet losers as possible!!!!!!

[tribalman]

wow, after a year, this is still around and active. amazing.

[Benfica4ever]

This is Ao's most imformitive(sp) thread...we cant let it just die out

[1ofkind]

No we can't let this thread die, never! We have to keep repling!

[tribalman]

just cause nothing helpful has been posted in a while, and so some of the kids new to this thread don't have to read the whole thing to get some tips, here is the gist of it from what i remember.

take it slow, don't go for it on the first date.
don't force it, don't be expecting it.
be gentle, make it a sweet kiss, not a big slobbery tounge halfway down her thoat kinda kiss.

don't do what warthog does, trust me. (read a few posts up)j/k warthog!
and good luck with it.

[BobTheCow]

Dude... no.... you need the whole atmosphere of the most informative thread ever, it's the entire experience that's uplifiting. It's not so much the information shared, so much as it's the way in which it was shared, as well as who it was shared by...

[/zen]

[Exedius]

oooh all this time i thought kissing was sucking the juices out of the eye socket... silly me

Says it all right here Ladies and Gents

[1ofkind]

Don't let it dieeee! Keep this thread alive

[Warewolf50]

Dont worry this flippin thread wil never ever die.

[BobTheCow]

Dont worry this flippin thread wil never ever die.

Not as long as I keep posting, and spamming the link with my sig.

[MadChild]

we need to have this thread assasinated

[Benfica4ever]

If this thread dies i will go down with it! But thats not gunna happen...notunless i have anything to do about.... !!!!

[SniperSmurf]

I have to admit I didn't read all 358 posts (silly me), but this is just freakin' sad...

I LOVE IT!

It's a nice refresher (sorta) from all the:
Yay! I just got a new girlfriend! Now I'm not as pathetic as I was half an hour ago!
or
Boo! My girlfriend finally got wise and left my sorry butt. Now I'm pathetic again!
or
Dude! Pot rules! Let's all go out and get stupid so we won't know how pathetic we really are!
or
Drugs are bad! I don't feel so pathetic when I tell other people what to do!

You gotta love off topic forums...
I tend to feel so much better about myself after reading some of the crazy stuff here.
Keep it up kiddies!!!

[BobTheCow]

Heh, it's ironic that this is following what the guy right above me just said, but... damn, I'm in dire need of being able to practice what's been learned here again. *sigh*