Don't forget to put your hands down their pants. Now, what's harder to learn than kissing is, undoing the bra, jesus.
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LOL! Wow, this is the funniest thread I think I've ever seen on AO. Miscue, Shartley, you guys are hilarious. Poor kids, they're so funny...Originally posted by Miscue
Man, if you can't find the lips... how are you ever going to find her...
Nevermind.
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BINGO!Originally posted by Darkling
and when they say 'no,' they mean it.
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How to kiss
First of this si hilarious. Theres a couple rules first never slobber first and foremost. 2nd always have fresh breathe. 3rd let her use the tongue first just trust me. 4th close your eyes its really unromantic if you dont. Listen to bolink on the sucking of the lip they love that.Comment
omg i cant believe this is a thread..Originally posted by nippinout
Word of wisdom: SHAVE
its kinda funny though
but nippinout has a strong point. You HAVE to shave. no questions about it lolRT
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I've never understood whats so hard about that....Originally posted by -Carnifex-
Now, what's harder to learn than kissing is, undoing the bra, jesus.
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um... kissing?
Yeah, how to kiss... Put your lips on the other person's lips... Don't miss and kiss the eyelid or something...
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Actually, my girlfriend likes it a little bit rough.Originally posted by BajaBoy
omg i cant believe this is a thread.. its kinda funny though
but nippinout has a strong point. You HAVE to shave. no questions about it lol
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Here's another thing...
Put just a tiny bit of cologne on... like Obsession or Romance or something. Just a TINY bit, that's all you need. I'm talking, dab your finger... tap your neck. Get the whole sensory range going for her, when you kiss.
BTW. DO NOT put your hands where they should not be, unless you want to screw it up. If you do... and she likes it... let me know, cuz I've been looking for something like that.
Be gentle... caress... finesse...
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ok i think it is get to WEIRD in AO now.
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Oh... my... god...
I swear, this thread is my new bible.
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Cryer, step one has been repeated over and over, now i can't figure why my hands won't come off my wrists.Originally posted by Cryer
step one:
the rest will come naturally. If it doesn't, repeat step one numerous times.
I can't remember why I was doing step one, I already know how to kiss. Maybe I just thought it is a good idea?Giant flying dogs are gonna give you a flame-thrower enema!!!
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lol. this thread is GREAT! although it does border on the not work-safe at some points. i wonder what the sys admin will think if he happens to check the logs and see this discussion...
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