Lawn Mower Hobos

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  • Star_Base_CGI
    Official Trekkie, Kirk Spy
    • Dec 2002
    • 778

    #1

    Lawn Mower Hobos

    Im sitting around the house just chilling and someones bangs on my door. I cut alittle sign that says.

    DO NOT
    DISTURB.


    So I look outside and its the Lawn Mower Hobo. So I did'nt answer the door. Just looked and shook my head as he walked down the street.

    I would not mind if I had not cut the grass yesterday.

    What is it with the lawn mower hobo. He always comes around after I cut the lawn. Retarded. The lawn is 3 inchs tall. What an idiot. Bang bang bang.

    I guess maybe hes a smart hobo. Take the $20 and say gee what a nice job I did. Sit there and run the mower for 5 minutes while he takes a nap?
    All your farm animals are belong to us.
  • -=Squid=-

    #2
    Whats a lawn mower hobo? I am kinda confused.

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    • Crighton
      Registered User
      • Apr 2003
      • 535

      #3
      A guy that cuts grass for cash. Usually not a nice lawn service ether. Expect a slovenly looking mid 30's type with dirty clothes.

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