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  • Daroy99
    Team.......who knows
    • Nov 2002
    • 340

    #16
    my friend was a dumbass and lit the short fuse on that back that blew up in my hand. i went to the sno cone shop and got tons of ice and stuck my hand in it for two hours


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    • Heat
      hello lamewads
      • Oct 2000
      • 4463

      #17
      lol those black cat's waterdynomites are really tinney too... but they pack a bunch.... not much bigger then a little lady finger. The reason they call em watter dynomite is cause or the waterproof fuse... its wicked cool stuff. i still got a box from 4 or so years ago when they first started making them.

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      • who_311
        Captain Radical
        • Dec 2002
        • 594

        #18
        What did that toilet ever do to you?!

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        • Pballwizz
          Registered User
          • Oct 2002
          • 626

          #19
          Well well well, wont we feel stupid nextt ime we have to take a crap:o

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          • -Carnifex-
            Registered User
            • Jan 2003
            • 1434

            #20
            Originally posted by Daroy99
            A black cat , hurting a porclean toliet? I had a pack explode in my hand before and all did was take some skin off, i doubt it would do anything to a toliet.
            Luckily you have bone and muscle, which are stronger than porcelain.
            "What we have to accomplish at this time is all the more clear: relentless criticism of all existing conditions, relentless in the sense that the criticism is not afraid of its findings and just as little afraid of the conflict with the powers that be."
            - Karl Marx

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            • Ultimator
              ASsDddddddddddF
              • Apr 2002
              • 1389

              #21
              Originally posted by -Carnifex-
              Luckily you have bone and muscle, which are stronger than porcelain.
              And way less fragile. The only way it would have done anything more than burn you is if you had your hand closed. DON'T EVER CLOSE YOUR HAND AROUND A FIREWORK KIDS, EVEN WHEN YOU'RE LIGHTING IT. A friend where I grew up did this and is now missing 2 fingers and can't use a third one.
              The only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage.

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              • beam
                The end.
                • May 2001
                • 2036

                #22
                Do the words "NOT for indoor use" mean anything to you? DUH!
                But funny as heck. Thanks for filling my "Need to laugh at someone else's expense" quota for today. Aaaaaaaah, now I can rest easy. LOL
                <---Should be banned for circumventing the cuss filter.

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                • giblit
                  Registered User
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 359

                  #23
                  wow... sounds liek something i would do but only to set something on fire and say the hell with it and let it burn.
                  giblit

                  AO member 4 life

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                  • sneakyhacker420
                    AO's Uber Green Guru
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 1247

                    #24
                    omfg... what did your parents do to you when they saw the toilet?
                    Proud Member Of The AO Cesspool Since 08-24-2002

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                    • nt2004
                      yeah, thats right...
                      • May 2003
                      • 832

                      #25
                      i still dont understand why you threw one in your toliet in the first place
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                      • sneakyhacker420
                        AO's Uber Green Guru
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 1247

                        #26
                        Originally posted by nt2004
                        i still dont understand why you threw one in your toliet in the first place

                        his mom was comming home
                        Proud Member Of The AO Cesspool Since 08-24-2002

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                        • zgrip4me
                          Pie Eater
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 64

                          #27
                          mom wasnt coming home...i dunno where yall got that...... But it wasnt my toilet..... it was at a campsite.... no i didnt think of the outside thing..... anyways it was a rush.. very exciting but scary in a way..... well i iddnt learn a lesson....toilets are not strong..... maybe ill not blow ne thing else up.... I have also lite a bottle rocket in a friends room, and it went in a bag of firecrackers... but oh well.... i cant help i am a pyro xtraordinaire.... lol i think thats a word...

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                          • ChucktheMAGician
                            Back at it
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 1855

                            #28
                            This is why America needs year round schooling!
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                            • sneakyhacker420
                              AO's Uber Green Guru
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 1247

                              #29
                              Originally posted by LittlePaintballBoy
                              what, did your mom come home while you were setting them off or somthig?

                              *oh crap! moms coming home!*
                              *well what do we do with it? its already lit!*
                              *hide it in the toilet! the water ill put it out!*
                              *okay! -throws in toilet-closes lid-*
                              *uh oh*
                              *what?*
                              *theres no water in the toile-
                              *BOOM

                              i guess thats where i got it from
                              Proud Member Of The AO Cesspool Since 08-24-2002

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                              • FutureMagOwner
                                Registered User
                                • Dec 2001
                                • 3354

                                #30
                                Re: toilet+blackcat=bad news

                                Originally posted by zgrip4me
                                a toilet and black cats dont make a good combo
                                you are not the hope for humanity...

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