What do you all do with the Chork?

[SG Avenger]

The Chork being: The hardened piece of cheese at the end of a Kraft "Easy Cheese" dispenser bottle.

It forms that ever so convinient "cheese-cork [chork]" for keeping too much from escaping, and anything else from getting in.

But what all do you do with it? Eat it? Toss it? Feed it to the dog?

Personaly I leave them near a certain neighbors door, so he has a nice infestation to greet him.

[MiniMag84]

Hahahahah! I have no idea what you're talking about but that just made me laugh really hard.

[Python14]

I soak them in vinegar with some garlic and use it as catfish bait.

[nt2004]

i throw them at a friend or stick them to a wall

[-=Squid=-]

I drop them on the floor.

[MiniMag84]

What is easy cheese? Cheese in a whip creeme can type thing?

[-=Squid=-]

Originally posted by MiniMag84
What is easy cheese? Cheese in a whip creeme can type thing?

Its the stuff that squirts from the can.

[SG Avenger]

We used to take several cans of these things out to the field with us, when we were doing Tank maneuvers.. One of the guys I was with would break them off, and keep them in a cup, to see how much down-time we had for the whole rotation...

Boredom and cheese.. a wonderful combination.

[silentdeath55]

How can someone not know what easy cheese is? Seriously, I know I live in Wisconsin, but it's still like the greatest aerosol can-dispensed food ever created!

[MarkM]

Originally posted by silentdeath55
How can someone not know what easy cheese is? Seriously, I know I live in Wisconsin, but it's still like the greatest aerosol can-dispensed food ever created!

Obviously someone who is young...whipped cream in a can is way better...******** ******* *** ***** (****'s 'cos its a public forum and no swear words involved)

[JEDI]

We used to "cheese" people when I was in school. You take a slice of american cheese, Take one good lick on one side, and then smack it above their door. I swear it would stay there for months.

[MiniMag84]

My friend max, in 6-8th grade, would take a piece of cheese at lunch, cut it up a bit, slap it on his forehead, and march around saying he was MIkhail Gorbachev... The cheese really did look like that big ol' birthmark too. Hehehe, he was crazy... no wonder he's buying a 'cocker...

[LittlePaintballBoy]

Originally posted by MiniMag84
What is easy cheese? Cheese in a whip creeme can type thing?

are you serious??!!!

[SG Avenger]

Well I wouldn't be to hard on someone if they didnt know about Easy Cheese, especially if they are from another country. Afterall, Europe is still trying to figure out how air conditioning works... damn radiators...

[MiniMag84]

Heh, I'm from Chicago, but I never ate easy cheese before.