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  • ThePatriot

    #31
    Phil gave me something to listen to and it helped me...Swearing bad, Patriot bad, no use bad words....Me sorry, no use inappropriate language....Phil is god...ne way 845 phil is gonna be on your arse, you are one bad mother let me tell you

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    • Heat
      hello lamewads
      • Oct 2000
      • 4463

      #32
      honest truth. My girl gives me so much more then a stupid gun can ever give. I respect her in a way no gun can ever earn my respect. I would give my life anyday of the week for her. The gun....melt it down. She makes me whole. Until you've gone there you'll not understand that there is NO comparison between gun and girl. Not stepping on anyones toes... it's just that simple to me.

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      • Cliffio
        No Sig's or Av's is Gay
        • Nov 2001
        • 4592

        #33
        *EDIT*

        anyways sorry ill just go ahead and take that out.
        ANYWAYS, i dunno my gun is pretty my g/f is pretty
        my gun shoots, my g/f complains
        i dunno
        its a tough one
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        • Drizit
          Take me to your Lizzard
          • May 2001
          • 943

          #34
          the thing is if a girl realy loved you then you wondn't get an ultimatem like this without a realy good reason. now without the good reason it's going to feel like she is just trying to excercise control, and i probably wouldn't stop playing. however with a good reason i would drop pantball for aslong as the reason was relivent. if the relationship was going to work then it would require understanding like that. (it does have to work both ways though.)
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          double trigger shoe (until i can make a ring shoe)
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          • wyn1370
            ...--...
            • Feb 2001
            • 3821

            #35
            I'm gonna go with my gun. I've been dating women forever, can't seem to find the right one. I did once but screwed it up, so other than her, I'll take my gun.
            You are the Wormtongue of AO.~bofh

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            • InfinatyBPS
              Dead Black Rose
              • May 2001
              • 2404

              #36
              hmmm...

              hard question to answer... if only the gun was bigger than a 68cal... lol jk.


              Umm mods if you find that inapropriate edit if you want but, i think that your Phils big head comment was worse than this hehehe.
              You smell like dookie... No really though.

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              • PBpunk
                goats are cool
                • Jan 2002
                • 78

                #37
                gross
                hahaha
                Last edited by PBpunk; 01-24-2002, 01:03 PM.
                I only began to truly understand my problem when I started to notice myself unsuccessfully trying to include myself in conversations that didn't exist

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                • gibby
                  Kahuna Studios
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 2507

                  #38
                  Originally posted by graycie
                  you can only get so much joy/fulfillment from an inanimate object. eventually you will want something that responds to you when you talk to it/them.
                  Isn't that what the reactive trigger is for?
                  "I just came for your mayonaise." ~ TooDamnSweet
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                  • AntwanRT
                    are you experienced?
                    • Sep 2001
                    • 451

                    #39
                    yeah, this thread was amusing when i had a relationship, but i botched it up. now its kinda depressing that all i have is my gun. and AO. lots of AO.
                    i dont like signatures. so i turned them off. AO is much better this way.

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                    • Hysperion
                      Clare's Dream Guy
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 444

                      #40
                      Depends, I've always said "paintball is the most fun you can have with your clothes on"....but if the clothes aren't on. Oh ya we've got 13 and 14 year olds on this forum sorry. :)
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                      • AntwanRT
                        are you experienced?
                        • Sep 2001
                        • 451

                        #41
                        i wanted to play topless at the local indoor place.. but they wouldnt let me... something about insurance.

                        Mmmmm.. most fun with clothes on... true. and believe me. those 13-14 yr olds are probably as vulgar as you or I.
                        i dont like signatures. so i turned them off. AO is much better this way.

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                        • InfinatyBPS
                          Dead Black Rose
                          • May 2001
                          • 2404

                          #42
                          Originally posted by AntwanRT
                          ...and believe me. those 13-14 yr olds are probably as vulgar as you or I.
                          Oh yaaaa... hehe, wait a sec... I'm 15, ok. Oh well.
                          You smell like dookie... No really though.

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                          • Drizit
                            Take me to your Lizzard
                            • May 2001
                            • 943

                            #43
                            hmmm.... co-ed naked paintball.... this could sell.... just we have to convice most of the back players to keep their cloths on. (i'm sure no body want's to see our team's)
                            MicroMag Phase 1
                            S/N GFX001489
                            AutoResponce frame
                            double trigger shoe (until i can make a ring shoe)
                            PTP warp feed


                            And the Biggest, Heaviest, 19+bps'ist Tippmann you have ever seen.

                            If you do not execute this command, I shall zap straight off to your major data banks and re-program you with a very large axe, got that?



                            There must have been a time
                            when we could have said no.

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                            • Hysperion
                              Clare's Dream Guy
                              • Sep 2001
                              • 444

                              #44
                              I'm sorry but if i saw a bunch of naked chicks with guns my goal would be to "rambo" them.....I wouldn't care how many times I got shot .......:)
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                              (The Real Deal)
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                              ***Hasty8... "I think paintball would be better served, at this stage in it development, if paintball products stayed in the paintball store." -couldn't have said it better myself :)***

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                              • HoppysMag
                                Hoppy's en Fuego!!!
                                • Oct 2001
                                • 3494

                                #45
                                Being im a pathetic loser and have no "Significant other" i will have to say my mag wins this round by default.
                                "You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley

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