Hey good news!!!!! could be offensive or difficult subject so beware.

[TigerMan]

ok..i_have_a_question

what_if_you_walked_in_on_your_12-17_year_old_son_masturbating_what_would_you_do?im_ just_curious

Better yet, what would you do if you got caught masterbating?

I'm suprised to see some of you are getting so "personal" with the amount of times or records you have.

[Ov3rmind]

So, can anyone give any valid reasons NOT to masturbate?

-Exercise
-Relaxation
-Can help prevent prostate cancer

I guess I've been doing the right thing after all. Then again, I'm not between the ages of 20 and 50. So until then, practice will be my excuse.

[spacedtedybear]

And only 50 years ago, they said that masterbation caused blindness.

[Sinistarr]

I must say I am impressed with the restraint by those posting.

This does give new fuel to the argument about not getting enough, and a little guilt trip too for your partner.


~G

[cphilip]

Originally posted by Sinistarr
I must say I am impressed with the restraint by those posting.

Well ...I knew it was gonna be hard but the guys have realy come through for me so far. And you sure can't beat the way they have...

[Jonesie]

Originally posted by cphilip


Well ...I knew it was gonna be hard but the guys have realy come through for me so far. And you sure can't beat the way they have...

THAT is the funniest thing I have ever read on AO. Kudos Phil!

[FalconGuy016]

Originally posted by breg
I guess that means I'm cancer free

(BTW reading shartley and cphil's discussion in the begining is hilarious especially... note the ages )

[jdev]

Originally posted by spacedtedybear
And only 50 years ago, they said that masterbation caused blindness.

only if you aim wrong..

[Benfica4ever]

Ok now does this help in the lets say 14insh?

lol just kiddin

but thanks i know what i will be doing when i turn 20

Ill be in COLLEDGE!

[gam-e]

i would assume that if you werent necessarily masturbating 5 times weekly, but doing something else...figure it out...then it would be the same thing.

sounds like an ignorant question, but i just got to know, oh well, its not like id have a problem with it either way..hehehe



*sidenote* be sure to eat lots of meat to replinish the amount of protien being lost, and it sucks to be a vegetarian.

Dion

[darklord]

I thought excessive masturbation weakened your abs? Well, at least this is true in animals, I don't know about humans...

[Catch22]

"The more you flush the ducts out" is how they put it. If your mom asks why your shower is taking so long say, "MOM! I'm flushing the ducts out go away!!

P.S. I didn't think animals masterbated? And I don't wanna know.

[gam-e]

get a guy dog...you'll find out how, and its not really masturbating.

letting a dog lick your wound is good for you *pssh* look where that dogs tongue goes throughout the course of a day, you slap your dog and say "NO LICKING" like i do

Dion

[darklord]

Originally posted by Catch22
P.S. I didn't think animals masterbated? And I don't wanna know.

heh, I meant excessive ejaculation, yeah, that's it... I dunno, I heard it from some kid at work, and he rarely tells a lie.

[gam-e]

Too far - cphilip