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  • i like tictacs
    Registered User
    • Feb 2003
    • 425

    #1

    The Funniest Story Ever.



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  • pbguy888
    Registered User
    • Jun 2002
    • 1215

    #2
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    • mxracer33x
      Soap Sucks
      • Jun 2002
      • 464

      #3
      You are some kind of a writing genious. It may be disgusting, but thats some damn good writing.

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      • Gitaroo Man
        Desafortunadamente
        • May 2002
        • 1536

        #4
        ummm.....how should....ummm yeah

        wow

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        • -Carnifex-
          Registered User
          • Jan 2003
          • 1434

          #5
          That's hilarious.
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          • joey d
            yes, I run akaowners.org
            • Apr 2003
            • 2030

            #6
            this is a literary masterpiece.

            next time im in the boston area, or plan to be, im going to visit this place, take some pictures, mail them to you, and have you autograph them for me!
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            • gamarada717
              Shiggity Shiggity Shwa
              • Feb 2003
              • 1075

              #7
              There were a couple of words in there that I didn't know....What's shiz? And vomit too, if you would.

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              • wes
                I am a grocery bag.
                • Nov 2001
                • 648

                #8
                LOL!!!! excellent story!

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                • morph228
                  Old Skool Warrior
                  • May 2003
                  • 22

                  #9
                  I can say with all honesty that, that was the funniest story i've read in a long time. I was keeled over laughing the entire time. Wow.

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                  • cris8762
                    Village Idiot
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 1763

                    #10
                    wow....i still dont understand how the first volley of shiz came out, but it sounds nasty!

                    i think we need a diagram.......

                    that was a VERY funny sotry i laguhed out loud at many points in the story, you're lucky they were so nice. If i was that manager i would've bust out laughing....not to be mean, but that would just be funny. Then i woulda helped you after i was done laughing.
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                    • InfinatyBPS
                      Dead Black Rose
                      • May 2001
                      • 2404

                      #11
                      Originally posted by gamarada717
                      There were a couple of words in there that I didn't know....What's shiz? And vomit too, if you would.
                      Waaahhh?*look at birthdate* oh, that explains it, kinda Umm shiz is poo, and vomit is like what comes out when you throw up...
                      You smell like dookie... No really though.

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                      • heftylefty
                        crazy asian
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 518

                        #12
                        wow . . . . im speachless. i couldnt stop laughing the whole way through. nice story
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                        • Daroy99
                          Team.......who knows
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 340

                          #13
                          Thats funny.


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                          • FooTemps
                            HURRRR
                            • Sep 2001
                            • 6702

                            #14
                            ... that's amazing... Really, these kinds of stories are usually stories that are made up for those sick joke websites... but those aren't as well written and realistic.

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                            • i like tictacs
                              Registered User
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 425

                              #15
                              Shiz is there because I didn't want to have to have people look at 300 ****'s if i wrote the real word.


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