How to drive co-workers Nutts

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  • SteelSoul
    Registered User
    • Jun 2003
    • 315

    #1

    How to drive co-workers Nutts

    I found the perfect way to drive my co-workers Nutts
    OK first here are the supplies you need

    1. PaperMate WideMate pen
    2. A slow trigger finger

    Steps to drive them nutts

    1. Carry around the pen with you ever where
    2. Hold the pen in your right or left hand ( Depends on what finger you want to work on)
    3. Place the pen between your thumb and frist finger with the clicker pointing to your first finger ( the pointed end is pointing to your elbow)
    4. Place frist finger on the plunger of pen
    5. Pull the plunger like a trigger
    6. Repeat until you fingers cramps
    7. Do this all the time

    Expected results = Pulling trigger faster

    I am trying to shoot faster and well I am ol so I need all the help I can get, so I am working out my trigger fingers with this rigged set-up
    The pen's pull distance is about the same as my RT's trigger so I do this all the time, sitting at my desk, walking down the halls, in meetings, you name it I am clicking my pen everywhere.

    Now to the driving them nutts, my cube mate is about to kill me, he blew up yesterday telling me STOP THAT F&^%*! clicking !!!!
    All I could do is say "I am trying to pull my trigger faster" and he replays " Dang paintball playing freak Mumbble mummble mummble ,,,,,,,,
    Oh well the ramblings of a ol man at lunch
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  • Halliday
    Level 10
    • Oct 2000
    • 1655

    #2
    Should probally be in Friendly.........


    Super Moderator at Pbreview.com

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    • LIGHTEMUP
      Registered User
      • Apr 2003
      • 268

      #3
      hahaha i do that in school all the time and people get so pissed

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      • wobbles82
        To The 5
        • Jan 2003
        • 604

        #4
        Friendly schmedeley, hes got a point. I have an obsessive disorder of trying to walk the tip of my pen. (Two fingers dont fit on it too well. ) But you gotta see me in computers class. I always walk the hell outta the mouse, some people go DAYAMN THAT MICROSOFT TRIGGER BE WICKED FAST KOOL.
        2 da k da 2 Timmah.

        Oh..it shoots da 620:1 .No problemo.

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        • GatoLoco
          I wear a cat on my back
          • Apr 2003
          • 172

          #5
          i do that in band all the time, i play trumpet. long pull, but it works
          WARNING!: This cat is not an Al Roker imposter

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          • Evil Bob
            Evil Overlord
            • Jul 2001
            • 1217

            #6
            Go visit your local musical instrument store and buy yourself a guitar finger exerciser, you'll get a better workout then you will with a pen and you'll be able to work on *all* your fingers at the same time. This will improve your grip on the frame as well as your walking ability.

            -Evil Bob

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            • m-98
              Lazy
              • Mar 2003
              • 331

              #7
              For increaced resistance put two springs in the pen. Might work.

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              • Zumina
                What Are You Looking At?
                • Jan 2001
                • 2081

                #8
                That's kinda lame.

                If you want to really annoy your coworkers, pull the first 5-10 peices of paper out of their printer, write "SATAN" in black Sharpe, then replace the paper, Satans down (may be different depending on feeding system). Just wait for them to print something, and let the "What the hell?"s commence.
                Shoot it like you stole it!

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