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    #1

    Wesley Willis

    Who here has heard of wesley willis? For those of you who havent, wesley willis is a bum. A bum who cant rhyme, cant play music, and cant write lyrics, but he IS a bum who was signed to a record deal with multiple albums. He basically starts talking (with nice casio keyboard music in the background, providing a steady beat) and then starts yelling one word over and over again. I wonder if he thinks he is really good? I dont know, but it is freaking hilarious. As of now, 4 people know of him Go download some of "Wesley Willis" off of kazaa...my favorite songs of the 20,000,000 are vampire bat and rock and roll mcdonalds. Here is a photo of him:





    Here is a link to an article on willis that I have dug up, specifically for those who dare to dive deeper into the willis rabbit hole...keep in mind that this is not a joke.

  • xEiskalte
    Registered User
    • Aug 2003
    • 3

    #2
    he had a concert, and being the bum he is he was walking around selling free tickets "1 for 10, 2 for 20, 3 for 30, 4 for 40, 5 for 55!"

    i love the guy

    sooby-dooby-sooby-dooby
    DRINK DIET COKE!

    no not scooby, sooby

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    • Kai

      #3
      Cut The Mullet.

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      • -=Squid=-

        #4
        I would be more worried about him getting a new pair of pants and a t shirt before he worries about the mullet.

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        • wes
          I am a grocery bag.
          • Nov 2001
          • 648

          #5
          LOL, he kicks behind! my favorite song is casper the homosexual friendly ghoast, i play it all the time and my mom gets mad... loolololololol

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          • -=Squid=-

            #6
            Lol, behind? I have similar stories. I will freakin jam Rock n Roll mcdonalds and Vampire bat on the living room stereo, and my mom gets so annoyed. She said wesley grosses her out, just because his nasty voice.

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            • AFRaven
              Member
              • May 2002
              • 255

              #7
              Rock and Roll McDonalds has always been a favorite of mine. Also, Cut The Mullet is good. Listen to the intros, they are always similar. Easy listening, A+.

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              • DJBacon06
                Aww DIP!
                • Nov 2002
                • 733

                #8
                holy crap! i thought my brother and I were the only ones who knew of him! i have one of his cds!! Rock And Roll McDonalds is a classic....and so is i whooped batman/superman's a$$....so great
                Hit me up on the IM: DJBacon06

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                • -=Squid=-

                  #9
                  Yaaa....all the closet fans are POURIN in.

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                  • LittleKrems
                    The AO nobody
                    • May 2002
                    • 388

                    #10
                    i hate u guys so much for showing me that

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                    • -=Squid=-

                      #11
                      Originally posted by LittleKrems
                      i hate u guys so much for showing me that
                      why?

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                      • RT pRo AuToMaG
                        (un)official MatrixDM4Tech
                        • Mar 2002
                        • 1000

                        #12
                        Rock'n'roll mc donalds is the best song ever!
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                        Broken Matrix or DM4? Send it to me, I'll fix it, just pay $10 + shipping + parts.

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                        • Shyne151
                          Registered User
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 54

                          #13
                          I remember listening to him like my freshman year, it was f'n hilarious!
                          mmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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                          • -=Squid=-

                            #14
                            Yes...yes...must make this thread go THROUGH THE ROOFFF!

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                            • silentdeath55
                              yes, I use a drop forward
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 924

                              #15
                              I'm sorry that i got fat......The chicken cow.....And yes, rock and roll mcdonalds.

                              my feedback thread:
                              http://www.automags.org/forums/showt...hreadid=115129

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