Must suck to work at ebay..

[xadamx]

wow i must be lucky as all get out... i sit there and chat with my boss all the time. haha i work hard probably 3 hours a day and the rest of the time i just chill with my co-workers. i dont get talked to or anything! my lunch also lasts about as long as i want it(within reason-a 6 hour lunch break would be frowned on hehe) i love my job

[Lohman446]

and my employees are upset that I have noted to them that sneaking out five minutes early on Fridays has started to be more like fifteen, and then an hour. Today I had people leaving two and a half hours early...

[personman]

Haha office space is the best movie... my dad actually looks like milton
thats scarry...
"and and I said I I dont care if they lay me off either, and I told I told bill that if they move my desk, one more time then then, well im quitting im going to quit, and and that will dawn too becasue theve moved my desk four times already this year and I used to be over by the window and I could see the squirrels adn they were merry, but then the switched from the springline to the boston stapeler, but I kept my springline stapaler because it diddnt bind up as much and and I kept the staples for the springline stapeler" "ok milon" "and oh no its not ok because if they make me, if they if they take my stapeler then i'll i'll i'll have to ill set the building on fire"

[slateman]

Ummmm....yea. *smacks lips* I'm gonna haf to ask you to ummmmm... Not talk while your working. Yea that would be great, thanksnowbubye *walks away igonoring your open mouth*