Anti-Oprah and Anti-Dr. Phil
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Not for nothing, Oprah has got to be one of the smartest most business savvy person in the world.
Oprah rules all.Or better yet, why don't you kill yourself. No, really, die. Drop dead, don't leave a note, in fact burn your house while your little ego is stuck in a bench vice so that you'll also incenerate yourslef and everything you own with it. Because that's all you're worth. You're not even wirh thte time it'll take for the house to burn down, so just kill yourself. You're a waste of space. You are nothing, you always will be nothing. Don't leave a note, you're not worth the ink. - TygerComment
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Don't dis Oprah...she has a Billion dollars...she is a billion times righer than me.
Dr.Phil well what can you say besides...Oprah's biotch...and has too many problems that he has to tell himself he is a stupid, balding woman, that needs to stop taking good air time. I can take his job and tell everyone they are fat and stupid....cause that is all he does...Comment
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I bet you could tell everyone they're fat and stupid, but could you do it in that cheesey Texas accent?Originally posted by SomebodySomeoneRTPcf
Don't dis Oprah...she has a Billion dollars...she is a billion times righer than me.
Dr.Phil well what can you say besides...Oprah's biotch...and has too many problems that he has to tell himself he is a stupid, balding woman, that needs to stop taking good air time. I can take his job and tell everyone they are fat and stupid....cause that is all he does...
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So let's see. She's sucessfull at what she does, she makes LOTS of money. (a lot of it she gives away)
How is she planning on taking over the world? How about Phil Donahue? oh yeah, he retired.
Just like the "monopoly" suit against Microsoft... If your TOO sucessful, you'll get punished. That's a liberal government for you.minimag, Dallara body/rail, ULT, X-Valve, Lvl 10, Intelliframe, 12V revvy, JT speedpods, Freak Barrels
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I'll practice and tell you soon...Originally posted by MiniMag84
I bet you could tell everyone they're fat and stupid, but could you do it in that cheesey Texas accent?Comment
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lol you know what I've noticed about Dr. Phil?? He gives the same answer to any problem anybody has...
Fat guy: I just can't stop eating!!
Dr. Phil: I don't think this is about the food...
Tired mother: My spoiled bratty kid, he's such a bi0tch. He throws tantrums whenever he doesn't get his ice cream.
Dr. Phil: I don't think this is about the ice cream.
Distressed couple: We just can't make love like we used to.
Dr. Phil: I don't think this is about the... yeah.
Me: I just can't get myself off of AO.
Dr. Phil: That's because you're a huge loser!!
Yeah, well all of the situations except for that last one seem pretty commonplace... and that's just from me half- paying attention to the commercials!!
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better a southern accent than a northern accentOriginally posted by MiniMag84
I bet you could tell everyone they're fat and stupid, but could you do it in that cheesey Texas accent?
cmon you can not seriously tell me a yankee accent is not more annoying.... it just sounds like their whining whenever they speakComment
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Did you know that newscasters all around America are trained to speak in a Midwestern accent? It's "the most clear" accent. And you can't clump all "yankee" accents into one category. A New York accent is much different than an Illinois accent.
I'm not saying it's a bad accent or anything, I just think the way Phil uses it makes it sound kind of fake. No offense to the Southerners of AO or anyone that has that kind of accent.
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Originally posted by BobTheCow63
lol you know what I've noticed about Dr. Phil?? He gives the same answer to any problem anybody has...
Fat guy: I just can't stop eating!!
Dr. Phil: I don't think this is about the food...
Tired mother: My spoiled bratty kid, he's such a bi0tch. He throws tantrums whenever he doesn't get his ice cream.
Dr. Phil: I don't think this is about the ice cream.
Distressed couple: We just can't make love like we used to.
Dr. Phil: I don't think this is about the... yeah.
Me: I just can't get myself off of AO.
Dr. Phil: That's because you're a huge loser!!
Yeah, well all of the situations except for that last one seem pretty commonplace... and that's just from me half- paying attention to the commercials!!
hahah sounds like someone has a problem
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