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  • LIGHTEMUP
    Registered User
    • Apr 2003
    • 268

    #1

    Anti-Oprah and Anti-Dr. Phil

    who else hates them?

    i swear oprah is tryin to take over the world

  • MiniMag84
    Needs to pee
    • Feb 2003
    • 450

    #2
    Hmmm, all she needs to do coax the ladies into not doin' "it" anymore... OH GOD! SHE MUST BE STOPPED!

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    • MicrOMag
      Registered User
      • Oct 2001
      • 318

      #3
      Dr. Phil, #1 Man hater in the world.
      Well, Like a Fat Girl Playing DodgeBall...I'm out.

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      • Albinonewt
        Team Icky Forest
        • Apr 2003
        • 2456

        #4
        Not for nothing, Oprah has got to be one of the smartest most business savvy person in the world.

        Oprah rules all.
        Or better yet, why don't you kill yourself. No, really, die. Drop dead, don't leave a note, in fact burn your house while your little ego is stuck in a bench vice so that you'll also incenerate yourslef and everything you own with it. Because that's all you're worth. You're not even wirh thte time it'll take for the house to burn down, so just kill yourself. You're a waste of space. You are nothing, you always will be nothing. Don't leave a note, you're not worth the ink. - Tyger

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        • SomebodySomeoneRTPcf

          #5
          Don't dis Oprah...she has a Billion dollars...she is a billion times righer than me.

          Dr.Phil well what can you say besides...Oprah's biotch...and has too many problems that he has to tell himself he is a stupid, balding woman, that needs to stop taking good air time. I can take his job and tell everyone they are fat and stupid....cause that is all he does...

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          • MiniMag84
            Needs to pee
            • Feb 2003
            • 450

            #6
            Originally posted by SomebodySomeoneRTPcf
            Don't dis Oprah...she has a Billion dollars...she is a billion times righer than me.

            Dr.Phil well what can you say besides...Oprah's biotch...and has too many problems that he has to tell himself he is a stupid, balding woman, that needs to stop taking good air time. I can take his job and tell everyone they are fat and stupid....cause that is all he does...
            I bet you could tell everyone they're fat and stupid, but could you do it in that cheesey Texas accent?

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            • Splat
              Dittohead
              • Oct 2002
              • 391

              #7
              So let's see. She's sucessfull at what she does, she makes LOTS of money. (a lot of it she gives away)

              How is she planning on taking over the world? How about Phil Donahue? oh yeah, he retired.


              Just like the "monopoly" suit against Microsoft... If your TOO sucessful, you'll get punished. That's a liberal government for you.
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              • SomebodySomeoneRTPcf

                #8
                Originally posted by MiniMag84


                I bet you could tell everyone they're fat and stupid, but could you do it in that cheesey Texas accent?
                I'll practice and tell you soon...

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                • Lone Wolf2
                  "Lone WANG 2"
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 930

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MicrOMag
                  Dr. Phil, #1 Man hater in the world.

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                  • BobTheCow63
                    IAO Gold Star winner (BTK)
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 3832

                    #10
                    lol you know what I've noticed about Dr. Phil?? He gives the same answer to any problem anybody has...

                    Fat guy: I just can't stop eating!!
                    Dr. Phil: I don't think this is about the food...

                    Tired mother: My spoiled bratty kid, he's such a bi0tch. He throws tantrums whenever he doesn't get his ice cream.
                    Dr. Phil: I don't think this is about the ice cream.

                    Distressed couple: We just can't make love like we used to.
                    Dr. Phil: I don't think this is about the... yeah.

                    Me: I just can't get myself off of AO.
                    Dr. Phil: That's because you're a huge loser!!


                    Yeah, well all of the situations except for that last one seem pretty commonplace... and that's just from me half- paying attention to the commercials!!
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                    • -Jôker-
                      AOs Original JoKeR
                      • Nov 2000
                      • 2132

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MiniMag84


                      I bet you could tell everyone they're fat and stupid, but could you do it in that cheesey Texas accent?
                      better a southern accent than a northern accent

                      cmon you can not seriously tell me a yankee accent is not more annoying.... it just sounds like their whining whenever they speak

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                      • MiniMag84
                        Needs to pee
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 450

                        #12
                        Did you know that newscasters all around America are trained to speak in a Midwestern accent? It's "the most clear" accent. And you can't clump all "yankee" accents into one category. A New York accent is much different than an Illinois accent.

                        I'm not saying it's a bad accent or anything, I just think the way Phil uses it makes it sound kind of fake. No offense to the Southerners of AO or anyone that has that kind of accent.

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                        • personman

                          #13
                          looloplolol
                          http://www.ebaumsworld.com/drphil.html

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                          • LIGHTEMUP
                            Registered User
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 268

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BobTheCow63
                            lol you know what I've noticed about Dr. Phil?? He gives the same answer to any problem anybody has...

                            Fat guy: I just can't stop eating!!
                            Dr. Phil: I don't think this is about the food...

                            Tired mother: My spoiled bratty kid, he's such a bi0tch. He throws tantrums whenever he doesn't get his ice cream.
                            Dr. Phil: I don't think this is about the ice cream.

                            Distressed couple: We just can't make love like we used to.
                            Dr. Phil: I don't think this is about the... yeah.

                            Me: I just can't get myself off of AO.
                            Dr. Phil: That's because you're a huge loser!!


                            Yeah, well all of the situations except for that last one seem pretty commonplace... and that's just from me half- paying attention to the commercials!!

                            hahah sounds like someone has a problem

                            that dr. phil soundboard is funny

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