you have a time machine, now what?

[Python14]

I'd go back in time and tell myself to start dating lilsnowpixie sooner, to go to Governors school, to go to the AO Megameet last year, to practice more before my last tournament, and to start growing a beard sooner.

[sharpshooter1286]

mag hatter, for ur last two, do u know how crazy u would sound? other ppl said the exact same thing, the FBI actually knew about plans to attack the twin towers but didnt do ne thing cuz they thought it would be unlikely and in pearl harbor ppl actually said that the japanese were gonna attack it but no one listened

[gam-e]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by mag-hatter
[B]1) a caveman because face it, there is nothing sweeter than walking around with bear skin, a fat club, scratching yourself, and having women adore you .

2) i'd go back to the civil war with an apache helocopter (complete with all the armorments ), and kick the crap out of the rebels BAHAHA! DIE REBEL SCUM!

3) i would go back to aincent rome with a nuke and level those imperialistic b-holes [B]

1) cavemen were happy living in caves and women were submissive. i would love to be a caveman, but we would have never progressed.

2) i would come back as General Robert E. Lee (im a direct descendant anyway) and be the leader in the cause for preserving the southern lifestyle and southern ideals of chivalry and justice. AND i would hand it to lincon in a big way, that imbecile.

and then i would beat the crap out of the yankees who kept us in the union in a most unlegal fashion.

3) *just a comment* Those imperialistic b-holes are what progressed the world and gave us the drive to make advancements. glad they did it now arent you.

[Albinonewt]

Originally posted by aaron_mag
As for Marty Mcfly wasn't it Biff that had the big skyscraper, etc?

Yeah, but it was McFly's idea. He just got beat to the punch like a sucker.

[aaron_mag]

Originally posted by Albinonewt


Yeah, but it was McFly's idea. He just got beat to the punch like a sucker.

Oh yeah! That is right! Now I remember. Revealing our age if we can remember 80s movies aren't we?

[Albinonewt]

Originally posted by aaron_mag


Oh yeah! That is right! Now I remember. Revealing our age if we can remember 80s movies aren't we?

hehe, yeah, just a tad...

[Rather]

Originally posted by mag-hatter
1) a caveman because face it, there is nothing sweeter than walking around with bear skin, a fat club, scratching yourself, and having women adore you .

There is one thing better, Rome. You get to do just about the same stuff, only theres more technology so you still get to make fire but can do it with less effort. Theres the colleseum, where u get to see races and sword fights(wonder if they would accept pb as a sporting event ). And of course the public bath houses and all that stuff that may or may not have happened in them . And of course manly BO wasnt too big of a deal.

[xmetal2001]

I would go back in time and stop myself from getting the time machine.

But then I would never have gotten it to go back in time!

But then I couldn't stop me from getting it!

And then the world would end.

Oops, Sorry Guys


1500: I'm such a loser.

[mag-hatter]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by gam-e
[B]

Originally posted by mag-hatter
ressed.

2) i would come back as General Robert E. Lee (im a direct descendant anyway) and be the leader in the cause for preserving the southern lifestyle and southern ideals of chivalry and justice. AND i would hand it to lincon in a big way, that imbecile.

and then i would beat the crap out of the yankees who kept us in the union in a most unlegal fashion.

the southern lifestyle? you mean slavery dont you....wow. you are amazingly frightening. how can you say such a thing? have you seen any slavery videos? what those people went through? thats a pretty ****ty comment.

southern justice....hmmm lets see, you mean lynching and hanging slaves?sounds like a plan, duke of hazard

how about shaking the yankee's hands for keeping the nation together, and making it so slavery doesnt exist today. that would be a better idea.

[-=Squid=-]

1982 as a 13 year old.

[gam-e]

damn this is why i hate yankess. you are a moron. not everone had slaves, and since you don't seem to realize, slavery wasn't exactly booming in the south anyway, it was going to die out eventually, whats another 50 years in retrospect to the countless lives lost in that war.

and im certain that the only people who got "lynched" were negro slaves. jackass, you are what gives yankees a bad name. the idea of southern justice is quite simple, kill or rape someone and you got hung. wow did that just blow your mind?

so go ahead and value your slave videos as fact, because the way they were released by the union caused undue strain on them and many of them died because of INADEQUATE SHELTER AND LACK OF FOOD! and lets consider another thing. im not conding the idea, but its how it was with some people. slaves were property, valued more than a good horse, they were work animals, you probably dont know a damn thing about horses because your ignorant but they were exteremely valuable then. Why then if you had something that was more expensive than a good horse would you beat the crap out of it untill it couldnt work anymore - it doesn't make sense son, which is why thats yankee propaganda.

and its not a *****y comment man, its how we lived, different, but not any worse than yall did, act like yall didn't call them darkies or turn them away when they needed help.

there is an old saying that im gonna have to say about the south that i have heard from countless old men.

a black man goes to a house in new york and asks for food and the man says get the hell out of my yard.
a black man goes to a house in new jersey and asks for food and the man says get the hell out of my yard.
and a black man goes to a house in alabama and asks for food and a man says come around back and we'll by god feed you.

thats the difference between the north and the south basically. just apply that to about all situations and you will find out that we are more giving and generally just more friendly.

shut up if you dont know what you are talking about
Dion

[Albinonewt]

Originally posted by mag-hatter


the southern lifestyle? you mean slavery dont you....wow. you are amazingly frightening. how can you say such a thing? have you seen any slavery videos? what those people went through? thats a pretty ****ty comment.

southern justice....hmmm lets see, you mean lynching and hanging slaves?sounds like a plan, duke of hazard

how about shaking the yankee's hands for keeping the nation together, and making it so slavery doesnt exist today. that would be a better idea.

Contrary to popular belief, that wasn't ALL the South was about.

Slavery was evil and we all know it, but that doesn't mean that every southern person was the spawn of Satan.

[chizle97]

1). abolish slavery before it started

2). invent pollio vacien(bad spelling)

3). invernt The Lengend of Zelda

4). Kick some english butt and force them out of Ireland before they got thier grubby little hands on it.

[Konigballer]

man, this thread has'nt gone the way I envisioned. Oh well...flame away at each other, its the true spirit of "freindly corner"

[-=Squid=-]

Originally posted by gam-e
damn this is why i hate yankess. you are a moron. not everone had slaves, and since you don't seem to realize, slavery wasn't exactly booming in the south anyway, it was going to die out eventually, whats another 50 years in retrospect to the countless lives lost in that war.

and im certain that the only people who got "lynched" were negro slaves. jackass, you are what gives yankees a bad name. the idea of southern justice is quite simple, kill or rape someone and you got hung. wow did that just blow your mind?

so go ahead and value your slave videos as fact, because the way they were released by the union caused undue strain on them and many of them died because of INADEQUATE SHELTER AND LACK OF FOOD! and lets consider another thing. im not conding the idea, but its how it was with some people. slaves were property, valued more than a good horse, they were work animals, you probably dont know a damn thing about horses because your ignorant but they were exteremely valuable then. Why then if you had something that was more expensive than a good horse would you beat the crap out of it untill it couldnt work anymore - it doesn't make sense son, which is why thats yankee propaganda.

and its not a *****y comment man, its how we lived, different, but not any worse than yall did, act like yall didn't call them darkies or turn them away when they needed help.

there is an old saying that im gonna have to say about the south that i have heard from countless old men.

a black man goes to a house in new york and asks for food and the man says get the hell out of my yard.
a black man goes to a house in new jersey and asks for food and the man says get the hell out of my yard.
and a black man goes to a house in alabama and asks for food and a man says come around back and we'll by god feed you.

thats the difference between the north and the south basically. just apply that to about all situations and you will find out that we are more giving and generally just more friendly.

shut up if you dont know what you are talking about
Dion

Screw the south. I would give my left nut to get out of this hell hole.