give your money away! its popular!

[Infratracide]

http://www.timetravelfund.com/

yes every one else is doing it! just wait till you see the infomercial, then you'll say "why did i ever wait to buy into this great investment oppertunity!"

im surprised it doesnt cost 4 easy payments of $19.95

[jpdgas]

well, the theory is sound. Sign me up

[AssassN]

They said it's real, it has to be!

[Rooster]

LOL! They forgot about inflation. Yes at 5% your money will compound and grow, but inflation will stay at around 4%.

Your savings in 500 years? 2000 actual dollars.

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

OMG!, that is hilarious. ATTENION AO-IF I EVER GET THAT STUPIED I WANT EVERYONE TO TAKE A SHOT AT ME, EVERYONE.

Geez thats so funny.

[FalconGuy016]

I love it

From that fund, moneys will be taken and used to retrieve you, perhaps seconds after you join,

The thing is, if they were actually WERE going to keep that money for that long and not just scam everyone, this might actually work...

[Infratracide]

the really funny thing is that they have a link explaining the theory of relativity, disproving them, right on their website! click here if you want a quick explanation how time is relavent to speed.
basically theyd need to send someone or something back in time to get you. that IS impossible. Also it is improbable that we will ever be able to travel at the speed of light in the first place.
the paradox is that you need to be smart to understand this, and this service only caters to morons.

[AssassN]

Originally posted by Infratracide
The paradox is that you need to be smart to understand this, and this service only caters to morons.

Me and my family signed up! Isn't it 1337?!?

[SIGSays]

stupid is stupid does sir!