damn hamsters, gerbils and the PO-leece

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  • SIGSays
    USMC
    • Sep 2001
    • 3051

    #1

    damn hamsters, gerbils and the PO-leece

    ok... so last night we were out and went to the pet shop... i decided to put hamsters in the gerbil cages and vice versa.. good thing i succeded... when i picked up a gerbil i think it was.. the *EDIT* WHere do you think you are? bit my finger... i thought he would let go but he kept biting.. harder... so was flipping out quietly and some people were staring at me... i was bleeding like a mother.. and i asked the lady there for a band aid... she looked at me like some sicko.. then some guy finally came buy and gave me one... it has dull *** teeth so it friggin tore up my finger... and i was drippin blood on there floor... oh man was it funny and it hurt then went numb... BAH!

    oh and i got a call from the cops... blah! we drew penises on this kid car.. but it was ontop of the dew... we didn't harm it in any way... funny tho.. i said sorry sir.. it was just a joke.. he said we don't need any more shinanigans around here.. and then he asked for names... i said uhh i just moved here like a year ago and i don't know names that well
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  • LittleKrems
    The AO nobody
    • May 2002
    • 388

    #2
    Re: damn hamsters, gerbils and the PO-leece

    Originally posted by SIGSays
    ok... so last night we were out and went to the pet shop... i decided to put hamsters in the gerbil cages and vice versa.. good thing i succeded... when i picked up a gerbil i think it was.. the ****er bit my finger... i thought he would let go but he kept biting.. harder... so was flipping out quietly and some people were staring at me... i was bleeding like a mother.. and i asked the lady there for a band aid... she looked at me like some sicko.. then some guy finally came buy and gave me one... it has dull *** teeth so it friggin tore up my finger... and i was drippin blood on there floor... oh man was it funny and it hurt then went numb... BAH!

    oh and i got a call from the cops... blah! we drew penises on this kid car.. but it was ontop of the dew... we didn't harm it in any way... funny tho.. i said sorry sir.. it was just a joke.. he said we don't need any more shinanigans around here.. and then he asked for names... i said uhh i just moved here like a year ago and i don't know names that well

    heheheh hamsters

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    • RetroEclipseMan
      AO's Future Game Artist
      • Jun 2002
      • 1386

      #3
      Originally posted by Ascreennam3
      Ah, gerbils.....hates those things...Long story dont want to tell it all so ill just basically sum it up.....get pregnant gerbil. it has babies,babies have babies,babies have babies.....pretty soon we have 22 gerbils..the dads are eating all of them and one of them got loose and bit my brother twice....they were all fighting. So we go to a field and let them go so they can be snake food! Well my parents decided to keep 2 and i refused to give them water or feed them. Two weeks later i get home from school and one of thems head is gone and the other dies a week later.
      Can, we say sicko
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      • FalconGuy016
        Divine Right, Pevs @ AG
        • Aug 2002
        • 6127

        #4
        I want a pregnant gerbil.

        That way I can let 22 gerbils loose in our school for so little cost oh man... that would be so awesome (especially for my over over over over crowded school )
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        • SIGSays
          USMC
          • Sep 2001
          • 3051

          #5
          damn this thing hurt.. and it went numb...

          anyway yeah bro stupid frosh kids... they don't even know the you walk on the right side of the hall.. like you drive a car.. you stay on the right.. they go all over and block the damn halls.. you bump into them and they give you attitude.. then you say something back and there like sorry sir.. HAHA.. it's great.. being a senior is fun.. but i hate those soph kids that say stupid frosh... that was them a year ago... it so great yelling at them and walking on the wrong side of the hall just tackling them all down... or yelling at then randomly... i love the "get that smile off your face!" and random stuff from lunch like sit down... or something... or theres more where that came from.. and you throw something and it hits them.. they look at you and you pretend to shoot them with your hands.. and yell got you *EDIT* Are you that stupid? Well, laugh at a 3 day ban for it. Army... HAHAH
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