You know you are old when.....

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  • 1stdeadeye
    Still around????
    • Jun 2002
    • 8501

    #1

    You know you are old when.....

    You actually wear and like the Khaki's with teh "relaxed" fit.

    Or you are passing stones the size of a 22 caliber bullet.
  • -=Squid=-

    #2
    You also know your old when your past 40

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    • aaron_mag
      Registered User
      • Jul 2002
      • 1375

      #3
      Re: You know you are old when.....

      Originally posted by 1stdeadeye

      Or you are passing stones the size of a 22 caliber bullet.
      Way more information than we needed!!!

      How about this. You know you are old when you have already had back surgery for a herniated disk. Started to finally get back in shape and then injure your darn Achilles tendon! I'm falling apart here at only 32!!!!!
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      • Fanatic
        Hey yo! You talkin to me?
        • Dec 2001
        • 488

        #4
        dude!!

        your old when you wake up in the morning and your little buddy dont!

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        • Jack_Dubious
          ubi dubium ibi libertas
          • Apr 2002
          • 922

          #5
          "People try to put us d - down
          Just because we g - g - get around
          Things they do look awful c - c - cold
          Yeah, I hope I die before I get old "


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          • -Carnifex-
            Registered User
            • Jan 2003
            • 1434

            #6
            Re: You know you are old when.....

            Originally posted by 1stdeadeye
            You actually wear and like the Khaki's with teh "relaxed" fit.

            Or you are passing stones the size of a 22 caliber bullet.
            I don't even know what the "relaxed" fit is. I wish I was 22 years older.
            "What we have to accomplish at this time is all the more clear: relentless criticism of all existing conditions, relentless in the sense that the criticism is not afraid of its findings and just as little afraid of the conflict with the powers that be."
            - Karl Marx

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            • magking1971
              Team Fart Factory
              • May 2001
              • 1089

              #7
              Your old when a pair of Dockers start to look like a nice pair of slacks.
              (never trust someone with a tie or dockers!!)

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              • -Carnifex-
                Registered User
                • Jan 2003
                • 1434

                #8
                Originally posted by magking1971
                Your old when a pair of Dockers start to look like a nice pair of slacks.
                (never trust someone with a tie or dockers!!)
                I don't even know the difference.
                "What we have to accomplish at this time is all the more clear: relentless criticism of all existing conditions, relentless in the sense that the criticism is not afraid of its findings and just as little afraid of the conflict with the powers that be."
                - Karl Marx

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                • aaron_mag
                  Registered User
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 1375

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Fanatic
                  dude!!

                  your old when you wake up in the morning and your little buddy dont!
                  Great I guess I'm not old yet... (couldn't resist)
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                  • 1stdeadeye
                    Still around????
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 8501

                    #10
                    Re: Re: You know you are old when.....

                    Originally posted by aaron_mag


                    Way more information than we needed!!!

                    How about this. You know you are old when you have already had back surgery for a herniated disk. Started to finally get back in shape and then injure your darn Achilles tendon! I'm falling apart here at only 32!!!!!
                    Ha, you are older then me! For a few more days at least!

                    I feel your pain buddy. Kidney stones, liver problems, high cholesterol, bum knee. Oh well, considering the alternative, getting old isn't too bad!

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                    • gibby
                      Kahuna Studios
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 2507

                      #11
                      LOLOL!! This topic is almost as "old" as you 1DE!
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                      • 1stdeadeye
                        Still around????
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 8501

                        #12
                        Originally posted by gibby
                        LOLOL!! This topic is almost as "old" as you 1DE!
                        LOL, not quite as old as me!

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                        • aaron_mag
                          Registered User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 1375

                          #13
                          Re: Re: Re: You know you are old when.....

                          Originally posted by 1stdeadeye

                          I feel your pain buddy. Kidney stones, liver problems, high cholesterol, bum knee. Oh well, considering the alternative, getting old isn't too bad!
                          Good point!!! I used to work with a cute biologist who educated me on indicator species. If this species is dying out it means there is a problem with the greater ecology.

                          She then said that the corresponding factor for humans are the "indicator pants". These are the particular pair of pants that indicate when they don't fit that you have passed the realm of acceptable denial and are now on your way to becoming a lard butt.

                          I suppose a sign of aging is continually buying larger "indicator pants"
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                          • Zumina
                            What Are You Looking At?
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 2081

                            #14
                            Re: You know you are old when.....

                            Originally posted by 1stdeadeye
                            You actually wear and like the Khaki's with teh "relaxed" fit.

                            Or you are passing stones the size of a 22 caliber bullet.
                            as long as they aren't pleated.
                            Shoot it like you stole it!

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                            • Kai

                              #15
                              I wear relaxed fit jeans.

                              I am 17.

                              Crap.

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