The US Military needs to know what I know
Well, now I know for certain that none of the Joint Chiefs of Staff watch or read enough science fiction.
Today driving to work I saw an unusually fast moving cloud that was much lower in the atmosphere then normal. Whenever I see one of these I immediatly become suspicious and check to make sure my pistol is loaded and I keep an eye on it to see what it does. You see, from my years of reading and watching Science Fiction I know that that cloud is a Zentradi scout ship and it's here to inform it's masters about the defenses of earth. That's why I take precautions.
The Airforce on the other hand, that should be dealing with this stealth ship posing as a cloud menace, does nothing. They don't send any planes to deal with the cloud and I doubt they even track it's movement or attempt to jam it's communications.
One of these days one of those clouds is going to strike preemptivly and it'll catch everyone but me unaware.
BRING IT ON CLOUD, YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ME!!
Today driving to work I saw an unusually fast moving cloud that was much lower in the atmosphere then normal. Whenever I see one of these I immediatly become suspicious and check to make sure my pistol is loaded and I keep an eye on it to see what it does. You see, from my years of reading and watching Science Fiction I know that that cloud is a Zentradi scout ship and it's here to inform it's masters about the defenses of earth. That's why I take precautions.
The Airforce on the other hand, that should be dealing with this stealth ship posing as a cloud menace, does nothing. They don't send any planes to deal with the cloud and I doubt they even track it's movement or attempt to jam it's communications.
One of these days one of those clouds is going to strike preemptivly and it'll catch everyone but me unaware.
BRING IT ON CLOUD, YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ME!!
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