Don't pee in the dark.

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  • -Carnifex-
    Registered User
    • Jan 2003
    • 1434

    #1

    Don't pee in the dark.

    Yeah, my knees are wet, just thought I'd destroy any credibility I had with you people.
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  • TransMan
    Man Beast!!!
    • Apr 2002
    • 3152

    #2
    did u leave the lid on or just hit the seat or did u just piss on ur knees?

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    • darklord
      missing my matrix
      • May 2002
      • 2105

      #3
      I hope you have a lot better accuracy with your paintball gun...

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      • mikey101
        aka murdoc
        • Jun 2001
        • 790

        #4
        the worst is when you do that at school..it's just so awkward going back to class and trying to explain to everyone why your knees got all wet..

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        • gamarada717
          Shiggity Shiggity Shwa
          • Feb 2003
          • 1075

          #5
          Re: Don't pee in the dark.

          Originally posted by -Carnifex-
          Yeah, my knees are wet, just thought I'd destroy any credibility I had with you people.
          According to that, your knees are still wet. So that makes you even stupider because you decided to tell AO about your "accident" before you could wash the piss off yourself. Nasty man, just nasty.
          Last edited by gamarada717; 09-14-2003, 10:32 PM.

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          • TheFlamingKoosh
            I'm No Longer On Fire
            • Mar 2002
            • 1710

            #6
            Re: Don't pee in the dark.

            Originally posted by -Carnifex-
            just thought I'd destroy any credibility I had with you people.
            Well you are correct on that account...
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            • WicKeD_WaYz
              Ohio State Football #91
              • Apr 2002
              • 1817

              #7
              i actually laughed pretty damn hard when i read the title to this

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              • sps16
                Now With Sprinkles
                • May 2003
                • 1558

                #8
                yes when you pee in the dark you can't see the andronicos van your peeing on

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                • Brak
                  POOP
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 1996

                  #9
                  ususally its hard to get it ALL inside the mailbox when im peeing without a flashlight. i know its tough
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                  • beam
                    The end.
                    • May 2001
                    • 2036

                    #10
                    you are a n00b pee-er. hahahaha

                    I loved the comment about coming here and telling us before cleaning yourself up.

                    But really, you can't pee in the dark? You just got to train your ear to hear when you are getting to the edge of the target zone. This is usually noted by an increased pitch of the splash tone.

                    LOL!
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                    • Will Wood
                      Evil Monkey
                      • May 2002
                      • 3475

                      #11
                      Originally posted by beam
                      you are a n00b pee-er. hahahaha

                      I loved the comment about coming here and telling us before cleaning yourself up.

                      But really, you can't pee in the dark? You just got to train your ear to hear when you are getting to the edge of the target zone. This is usually noted by an increased pitch of the splash tone.

                      LOL!
                      lol ph3@r his mad peeing skillz!

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                      • AlabamaMan
                        Engineer 13
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 479

                        #12
                        STAND CLOSER it's shorter than you think.
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                        • lopxtc
                          Unix Geek
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 2706

                          #13
                          Oh ... harsh ...

                          Aaron

                          Originally posted by AlabamaMan
                          STAND CLOSER it's shorter than you think.
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                          • .bolink
                            Registered User
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 440

                            #14
                            You at least need a glow stick to make sure you are hitting your drunken friends face. And oh how many times I have seen that happen!

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                            • nt2004
                              yeah, thats right...
                              • May 2003
                              • 832

                              #15
                              ya know there is a toliet seat that has a nice little light to show you were to aim int the dark. Might be of use to you
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