Hey! You!! Yeah, you! You want to be in the Disenfranchised White Northern European Decendents REVOLUTION!
Why, you ask? Because you're a dis-enfranchised white northern european male decendent. Maybe your ancestors came off the boat at Plymouth rock, or even nearby, or perhaps your grandparents came over in the early 1900's. Maybe you, yourself, migrated over to in the pursuit of freedom, happiness, and a good deep dish pizza.
Looking around America and disheartened about seeing good old "fair" American's splitting up aloung racial lines in order to find some sense of belonging?
After seeing that, you seek out YOUR national jingoistic group? Only to find that there is no "1/4 Irish, 1/4 German, 1/2 Estonian REVOLUTION" for you?
Well you can join the Disenfranchised White Northern European Decendents REVOLUTION! If you are a Disenfranchised White Northern European Decendent, or a Disenfranchised White Northern European yourself, or a Disenfranchised White Northern European wannabe posuer, or if you've seen or heard of a Disenfranchised White Northern European or their decendents, this is the REVOLUTION for you.
Let's make this the largest AO group of the all, since if we get to the largest group on AO, all the PBN kiddies will be sure to give us the respect we deserve, once they see the might of Disenfranchised White Northern European Decendents REVOLUTION!!
What do you need to do to be part of the Disenfranchised White Northern European Decendents REVOLUTION?
It's simple. You have to be sponsered into the REVOLUTION by another member of good standing. And then Hazed. A lot.
Or you could just use our sig pic and SAY that you were hazed.
Of course, that leads to...
Does the Disenfranchised White Northern European Decendents REVOLUTION! have a snazzy sig pic?
Of course we do... it's been crafted by Disenfranchised White Northern European Decendents of Ancient Photoshop Masters, and can't be taken out of it's atmospheric controlled box. So to simulate the sig pic, all you should do is, lick your screen just after your text ends. Make sure you have a glass of water nearby if you scroll thru a lot of posts.
What does the Disenfranchised White Northern European Decendents REVOLUTION do?
First off, we have to put the other REVOLUTIONS in their place. Beat them down, and let them know who is the big cheese around here.
We'll start with the Redneck REVOLUTION, since they have a lot of trucks, and they won't expect us to give them a "whoopin'" Flame them when you find them responding in a thread.
Second, the Left-Handed-Lesibian-Ninja-Albino-Eskimo REVOLUTION, has been quite uppity as of late. We should put them in their place. But take note, they're dangerous.
After that, our job is pretty much done.
VIVA EL Disenfranchised White Northern European Decendents REVOLUTION!
Why, you ask? Because you're a dis-enfranchised white northern european male decendent. Maybe your ancestors came off the boat at Plymouth rock, or even nearby, or perhaps your grandparents came over in the early 1900's. Maybe you, yourself, migrated over to in the pursuit of freedom, happiness, and a good deep dish pizza.
Looking around America and disheartened about seeing good old "fair" American's splitting up aloung racial lines in order to find some sense of belonging?
After seeing that, you seek out YOUR national jingoistic group? Only to find that there is no "1/4 Irish, 1/4 German, 1/2 Estonian REVOLUTION" for you?
Well you can join the Disenfranchised White Northern European Decendents REVOLUTION! If you are a Disenfranchised White Northern European Decendent, or a Disenfranchised White Northern European yourself, or a Disenfranchised White Northern European wannabe posuer, or if you've seen or heard of a Disenfranchised White Northern European or their decendents, this is the REVOLUTION for you.
Let's make this the largest AO group of the all, since if we get to the largest group on AO, all the PBN kiddies will be sure to give us the respect we deserve, once they see the might of Disenfranchised White Northern European Decendents REVOLUTION!!
What do you need to do to be part of the Disenfranchised White Northern European Decendents REVOLUTION?
It's simple. You have to be sponsered into the REVOLUTION by another member of good standing. And then Hazed. A lot.
Or you could just use our sig pic and SAY that you were hazed.
Of course, that leads to...
Does the Disenfranchised White Northern European Decendents REVOLUTION! have a snazzy sig pic?
Of course we do... it's been crafted by Disenfranchised White Northern European Decendents of Ancient Photoshop Masters, and can't be taken out of it's atmospheric controlled box. So to simulate the sig pic, all you should do is, lick your screen just after your text ends. Make sure you have a glass of water nearby if you scroll thru a lot of posts.
What does the Disenfranchised White Northern European Decendents REVOLUTION do?
First off, we have to put the other REVOLUTIONS in their place. Beat them down, and let them know who is the big cheese around here.
We'll start with the Redneck REVOLUTION, since they have a lot of trucks, and they won't expect us to give them a "whoopin'" Flame them when you find them responding in a thread.
Second, the Left-Handed-Lesibian-Ninja-Albino-Eskimo REVOLUTION, has been quite uppity as of late. We should put them in their place. But take note, they're dangerous.
After that, our job is pretty much done.
VIVA EL Disenfranchised White Northern European Decendents REVOLUTION!
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