Well I was bored yesterday and my friend Ryan IMed me and asked if I wanted to screw around with Chris's girlfriend, and I was like ya, Chris is an ***. Well I decide to pretend to be a girl that Ryan knows that is going out with chris, and I think that this girl is his ex, but it turns out that she was still with him, but ya, I join the chat with my friend ryan, this is pretty much how it went...
Ryan: So hi Monica(my character)
Me: Hi Ryan
Girl 1(girlfriend): hi everyone
Girl 2(some girl that i have in spanish class): hi
Ryan: So what did you do yesterday Monica?
Me: Oh well I was chillin with Chris at my house, and ya, we messed a little.
Girl 1: What? Oh...
Girl 1: OMG...
Me: Whats wrong hun?
Girl 1: nothing I just have to change some plans I had is all...
Girl 2: You mean with... him...?
Girl 1: Umm, no. Nevermind.
Me: Oh, ok thats good.
Girl 1: So how long have you been "chillin" with Chris?
Me: Oh, on and off for a couple months, I met him at Camp Anytown, you know how it is...
Girl 2: oh ya he told me about you I didn't think anything about it.
Girl 1: well whatever, I'm not with him anymore anyways... I dumpted him a week ago.
Me: Whatever, so you think your too good for him now? *****, he didn't want your skanky *** anyways...
Girl 1: What? When did he say that...?
Me: He told me that a long time ago. He said that he just liked giving it to you in the ***.
Girl 2: Omg
Girl 2: He said that they did stuff?
Me: Ya, he said that she took it like a man, and I was like, nigga, I hoped you checked for a pussy, because she looks like a man.
Girl 1: OMG!!!
Me: Ya, whatever, you wonna start something you stupid ho? I'll be at the bus stop after school tommarow waiting for Chris, if you want to settle this, go there...
Me: whats wrong? Are you crying now or something? Stupid skank.
Girl 1: why are you saying this?
Me: **** YOU *****!!!
Me: Oh well, dont feel too bad that he dosen't want you he aint that special, I don't even know why u were grunting and stuff when you were taking it from behind, I mean the guy acts black but damn, he sure ain't, now my last boyfriend, he was a horse nigga...
Ryan: What was his name again? Didn't he goto Lick(our school)
Me: Ya, his name was Lidio, damn you usualy think of a fat guy as being small but damn, he was big in more ways than one.
Girl 2: realy? i think I have him for a class tommarow.
Ryan: Oh ya, i know him, hey, isn't he mexican or something?
Me: Ya, he is like half portugese and like part mexican.
Girl 2: He's portugese? Hes pimp then...
Me: Ya he was something, whatever, I'm out...
And today I found out that both Chris and his current gf(girl 1) were fighting, and they both were crying and such. And I thought it was the funniest thing ever... Am I evil? BTW I appologized and stuff today, after a while, just sux that all the rumors I said about myself are now known as untrue
Ryan: So hi Monica(my character)
Me: Hi Ryan
Girl 1(girlfriend): hi everyone
Girl 2(some girl that i have in spanish class): hi
Ryan: So what did you do yesterday Monica?
Me: Oh well I was chillin with Chris at my house, and ya, we messed a little.
Girl 1: What? Oh...
Girl 1: OMG...
Me: Whats wrong hun?
Girl 1: nothing I just have to change some plans I had is all...
Girl 2: You mean with... him...?
Girl 1: Umm, no. Nevermind.
Me: Oh, ok thats good.
Girl 1: So how long have you been "chillin" with Chris?
Me: Oh, on and off for a couple months, I met him at Camp Anytown, you know how it is...
Girl 2: oh ya he told me about you I didn't think anything about it.
Girl 1: well whatever, I'm not with him anymore anyways... I dumpted him a week ago.
Me: Whatever, so you think your too good for him now? *****, he didn't want your skanky *** anyways...
Girl 1: What? When did he say that...?
Me: He told me that a long time ago. He said that he just liked giving it to you in the ***.
Girl 2: Omg
Girl 2: He said that they did stuff?
Me: Ya, he said that she took it like a man, and I was like, nigga, I hoped you checked for a pussy, because she looks like a man.
Girl 1: OMG!!!
Me: Ya, whatever, you wonna start something you stupid ho? I'll be at the bus stop after school tommarow waiting for Chris, if you want to settle this, go there...
Me: whats wrong? Are you crying now or something? Stupid skank.
Girl 1: why are you saying this?
Me: **** YOU *****!!!
Me: Oh well, dont feel too bad that he dosen't want you he aint that special, I don't even know why u were grunting and stuff when you were taking it from behind, I mean the guy acts black but damn, he sure ain't, now my last boyfriend, he was a horse nigga...
Ryan: What was his name again? Didn't he goto Lick(our school)
Me: Ya, his name was Lidio, damn you usualy think of a fat guy as being small but damn, he was big in more ways than one.
Girl 2: realy? i think I have him for a class tommarow.
Ryan: Oh ya, i know him, hey, isn't he mexican or something?
Me: Ya, he is like half portugese and like part mexican.
Girl 2: He's portugese? Hes pimp then...
Me: Ya he was something, whatever, I'm out...
And today I found out that both Chris and his current gf(girl 1) were fighting, and they both were crying and such. And I thought it was the funniest thing ever... Am I evil? BTW I appologized and stuff today, after a while, just sux that all the rumors I said about myself are now known as untrue
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