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  • Army
    Moderator of DOOOOOOOOMMM!

    • Oct 2000
    • 5785

    #1

    Funny computers!

    For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the
    way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer
    expo(COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the
    auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the
    computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got
    1,000
    miles to the gallon
    In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press
    release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would
    all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love
    this part):

    1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

    2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have
    to buy a new car.

    3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason.
    You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the
    windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before
    you
    could
    continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

    4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would
    cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you
    would have to reinstall the engine.

    5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was
    reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive -- but would
    run

    on only five percent of the roads.

    6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would
    all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal
    Operation"
    warning light.

    7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.

    8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you
    out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door
    handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

    9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to
    learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would
    operate in the same manner as the old car.

    10.You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
  • LittlePaintballBoy

    #2
    Hahahahahaha so true. Heres a joke that is on the same subject (not sure if youve heardit before)

    Bill Gates is talking to the President/CEO of Ford. He starts bragging about how if the Aut company had kept up with the technological advances that gateway made we would all be driving cars where you never had to push a pedal or turn a steering wheel. He then says that gas costs would only be 10 cents a gallon, and we would never have to worry about accidents again. All the GM rep says is, "But would we realy want to crash twice a day?"

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    • ZAust
      the righteous, the weeping
      • May 2003
      • 1806

      #3
      well, theres no way gm actually released that pres release, its still a good knee-slapper.
      TONIGHT WE DANCE FOR TOMORROW THEY RELEASE THE DOGS

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      • shartley
        paintball player
        • Mar 2001
        • 9169

        #4

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        • Miscue
          Super Moderator

          • Oct 2000
          • 7105

          #5
          Oh my is this one old...

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