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If you need Bumper Stickers for your car,check these out:
-Horn broken... watch for finger!
-When I get real bored, I like to drive to a busy area and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
-If you are close enough to read this, I am close enough to slam on my brakes and sue you.
-Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
-I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
-Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ***!
-Follow your dreams, not me.
-Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
-I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!
-CAUTION! I drive like you do!
-Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
-Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
-We're In Big Trouble When Our Bombs Are Smarter Than Our President
-Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge (Usually at a restaurant)
-I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it, call a cop!
-Heart Attacks...God's Revenge
for Eating His Animal Friends
-Help! I Farted and can't roll down my windows!
-If you mated a bulldog and a ****su, would it be called a bull****?
-If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
And some cool questians to remember.
Here are some tips on what not to do and such, and then i got some questions which are kinda hard to answer. See if you can answer them.
-Why doesn't the glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
-Every 1 out of 4 people are retarded. Check 3 of your friends. If they're okay, then you are it!
-Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile way, and barefoot.
-Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
-How come there is a mailbox in front of the post office?
-How come a wrong number is never busy?
-Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?
-If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
If you need Bumper Stickers for your car,check these out:
-Horn broken... watch for finger!
-When I get real bored, I like to drive to a busy area and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
-If you are close enough to read this, I am close enough to slam on my brakes and sue you.
-Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
-I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
-Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ***!
-Follow your dreams, not me.
-Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
-I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!
-CAUTION! I drive like you do!
-Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
-Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
-We're In Big Trouble When Our Bombs Are Smarter Than Our President
-Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge (Usually at a restaurant)
-I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it, call a cop!
-Heart Attacks...God's Revenge
for Eating His Animal Friends
-Help! I Farted and can't roll down my windows!
-If you mated a bulldog and a ****su, would it be called a bull****?
-If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
And some cool questians to remember.
Here are some tips on what not to do and such, and then i got some questions which are kinda hard to answer. See if you can answer them.
-Why doesn't the glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
-Every 1 out of 4 people are retarded. Check 3 of your friends. If they're okay, then you are it!
-Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile way, and barefoot.
-Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
-How come there is a mailbox in front of the post office?
-How come a wrong number is never busy?
-Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?
-If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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