sometimes, I outdo even myself

[jdev]

interior: my office

i come in at 7am, only to find my desk has been toilet papered. at first I notice just my monitor and chair. then, my mouse and keyboard.

there is only one person that could have done this.. and my suspicions were confirmed when i logged back into my computer and instant messages were left.

so, being the retalitory person that I am. everything on his desk got covered in packing tape.

he has a slide out keyboard holder, that his monitor sits ontop of, that was taped closed.

his coffee mug, taped to his desk

his deskfan, taped to his desk, and tape across the fan.

and the last one, which he hasnt found yet, is I taped the phone reciever button down. so, when he picks up the phone.. he'll hear nothing but a dialtone.

teach the little bastard to TP my desk..

[Snertz]

Hahaha!

[-=Squid=-]

My god! Thats horrible! And im looking for an excuse to post because im at school! woo woo!

[animal]

Pull out the phone cord from the handset and put a piece of clear tap JUST over the gold wire contacts, then plug it back in. They'll pull it out to check it, and not notice the tape over the contacts.

[-=Squid=-]

You could always take the rubber key return mat out of his keyboard...

[MantisMag]

Originally posted by animal
Pull out the phone cord from the handset and put a piece of clear tap JUST over the gold wire contacts, then plug it back in. They'll pull it out to check it, and not notice the tape over the contacts.

even more evil is clear nail polish.

[animal]

Originally posted by MantisMag


even more evil is clear nail polish.

Ah yes. But these things one cannot easily find in the office supply cabinet.

My boss totally looks at the keyboard while he types, so I switched the "t" and the "y" keys around. He couldn't figure out why is password wouldn't work for about 20 minutes haha.

[beam]

Originally posted by -=Squid=-
You could always take the rubber key return mat out of his keyboard...

Or just swap some of the keys. M and N are good cause they are close to one another and look similar.

Another fun thing to do is if someone uses MS Word...you can set up an autocorrect for different words. For example, you could set up autocorrect to always change the word "something" to "nothing". It is very subtle and could get the person into a lot of trouble if they don't catch it.

[SlartyBartFast]

Where on earth do you work that let's you get away with stunts like that?

[Dayspring]

I actually saw on Bravo that when the Clinton administration left the White House, Clinton aides removed the W from the keyboards.

Poor Dubya!

[jdev]

hahahhaa

he just found the tape on the phone. I sat here for a minute and just laughed my *** off because he couldnt figure out why he coulnt use his phone, except for on speakerphone.

our supervisor called him, he picked up the phone, but it kept ringing. so, he hits speaker phone to dial (most of us do around here, then pickup the handset) and when my supervisor gets on the phone, he presses the line to pick it up on the phone, hangs up on him.

*sigh* oh, the fun.

on the keyboard note... my keys cant be changed. that, and Im a very good typer, I notice the smallest grammatical errors (hence why you see half of my posts edited later.. ) plus, I have this keyboard. cant change the keys.. its also good for using instant messenger, and posting here on AO... cant hear me typing

[Albinonewt]

When I worked at Blockbuster as a kid as an assistant manager for April fools day I brought in a bunch of my employees and friends, bought from a whole saler a bunch of rolls of shrink wrap, and borred the shrink wrap machines from every store in my district. That night, for almost 10 hours, we shrink wrapped everything in the store, and I mean everything. We wrapped the tapes, boxes you put the tapes in, the empty display boxes, the computer montors, keyboards, office equipment, EACH INDIVIDUAL DOLLAR BILL IN THE SAFE. It was the most awesome prank ever pulled in the store.

It took us a long time to undo it. Much longer then I thought it would take. The dristrict manager was very upset. I thought when he told me we were having a regional inspection that morning it was going to be an April Fool's joke on us. It wasn't. The regional VP was there, and although he had a good sense of humor he was curious what exactly was going on in our heads when we decided to do that.

He was happy to find out that I spent my own money on the shrink wrap, and it wasn't company cash.

[jdev]

the little bastard put water on my seat.. and i sat in it..

so, retaliation time.

i put tape on the bottom of his mouse

and i switched the N and M keys on his keyboard.

>=)

[Albinonewt]

Originally posted by joey d
so, retaliation time.

stay late after he leaves today and then pour a couple gallons of elmer's glue all over his floor and desk. It will sort of get hard over the weekend (depending on how much you use) and that will really annoy him on Monday.

[Benfica4ever]

Whoa! that keyboard is awsome.
And so is what you did to that guy.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!