sometimes, I outdo even myself

[jdev]

hahah, after a few minutes of choice words.. he figured out the mouse.

because he is a proficient typer.. he didnt realize it..

but, he figured it out, popped out the letters off his keyboard, both of them popped out and hit him in the eye..

sucker..

[jdev]

Originally posted by Albinonewt


stay late after he leaves today and then pour a couple gallons of elmer's glue all over his floor and desk. It will sort of get hard over the weekend (depending on how much you use) and that will really annoy him on Monday.

though we do act like kindergarteners sometimes.. our stock closet does not containt that which we may find in a kindergartes stock closet..

short of it.. no elmers glue. but, ive got a few ideas. i work next saturday, all by myself.. free range for me.

[rkjunior303]

u could always pull the whole tack on the seat prank

[animal]

Get black brake grease... and leave it anywhere you know they will put their hand... underside of desk drawer handles, doorknob, etc.

For less effect you can use vaseline.

[Spleen]

if he has a chair where the backrest is screwed in, take the screw out... mine always comes loose and when i sit down and lay back the fricken thing falls off and i end up on my *** :\

[luke]

HA-HA, thats funny. The same thing happened in my office this week. One of the girls "TPed" one of the guys office, so yesterday he "seran (sp) rapped" her PT Cruser.

[the JoKeR]

If he's got a chair with a hollow seat post, get a couple of shrimp or other seafood of your choice, and pop 'em in. It gets worse with time.

[AutomagRT1483]

Haha, thats the craziest thing I've heard all day!

[behemoth]

Yes, use vaseline and cover everything he will touch

its great, all oily and stuff

Seafook in the chair is good too....gets really smelly

[FalconGuy016]

Originally posted by the JoKeR
If he's got a chair with a hollow seat post, get a couple of shrimp or other seafood of your choice, and pop 'em in. It gets worse with time.

Thats a really good one I need to do that to some people now

[dansim]

get soome grape cool aid, next tim it rains pour the powder inside his umbrella so when he goes out side and opens it WHAM hes a purple fairy

[dansim]

also, take a peice of bologna and cut it to fit the mouth peice of his phone, then put vasoline on the ear piece, hell feel that and smell the bologna, and be thinking what the hell was on my phone, watch mayhem ensue after cleaning his phone and then still not being able to talk...sardines are always good too, everywhere

[Will Wood]

Haha. I'm glad to see some people get away so lots of pranks at their work too.


I got too many stories to tell...

[OfficerGoat]

Four words... Remote Control Fart Machine. Makes for some great fun taped under someones chair.... especialy in a department meeting.... <eg>