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  • Albinonewt
    Team Icky Forest
    • Apr 2003
    • 2456
    #1

    My wife's new Job

    My wife Cara just got hired to be a ferensics chemist with the NJ State Police. She's very excited, as this was her first interest in college. She's been doing Analytical Chemistry for a bunch of years now (she makes Lysol) and she is switching to fighting crime! I'm very proud of her accomplishment.

    Oh, and for those of you that are worried that this gun toting ill-tempered, right wing whacko can't make use out of advanced knowledge of police investigation and ferensic techniques fear not.
    Or better yet, why don't you kill yourself. No, really, die. Drop dead, don't leave a note, in fact burn your house while your little ego is stuck in a bench vice so that you'll also incenerate yourslef and everything you own with it. Because that's all you're worth. You're not even wirh thte time it'll take for the house to burn down, so just kill yourself. You're a waste of space. You are nothing, you always will be nothing. Don't leave a note, you're not worth the ink. - Tyger
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    • joey d
      yes, I run akaowners.org
      • Apr 2003
      • 2030
      #2
      congrats cara! good luck with the new job, and I hope you like it!

      myself have been looking into going in to the criminal justice field to work with the state police, maybe even start off with the local force. im sure you'll enjoy it!
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        • graycie
          disgruntled
          • Oct 2001
          • 664
          #3
          sounds like someone wanted to live the real world of CSI. thats a big jump from lysol to dead stuff, evidence but good for her i'm sure she'll have a bunch of interesting stories to tell you when she comes home.

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            • wyn1370
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              • Feb 2001
              • 3821
              #4
              funny part is, even if she was still making lysol, her job would still be more exciting than yours. Now you have no hope of competing.
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                • Albinonewt
                  Team Icky Forest
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 2456
                  #5
                  Originally posted by wyn1370
                  funny part is, even if she was still making lysol, her job would still be more exciting than yours. Now you have no hope of competing.
                  Too true
                  Or better yet, why don't you kill yourself. No, really, die. Drop dead, don't leave a note, in fact burn your house while your little ego is stuck in a bench vice so that you'll also incenerate yourslef and everything you own with it. Because that's all you're worth. You're not even wirh thte time it'll take for the house to burn down, so just kill yourself. You're a waste of space. You are nothing, you always will be nothing. Don't leave a note, you're not worth the ink. - Tyger

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                    • 1stdeadeye
                      Still around????
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 8501
                      #6
                      Very cool!

                      Your wife is going from killing scum to investigating scum who kill!

                      Better not fool around now. She will now have the resources to test that lipstick on the collar of your shirt. Run a DNA test to find the offending hussy and then really stick it to you! Easier and safer to be faithfull!

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                        • CasingBill
                          The Case Wang
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 1347
                          #7
                          Dude, that is so awesome. Tell her congrats. What a cool job.
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