AO i need your wisdom

[Warewolf50]

Ok recently me and my mom's boyfriend have been playin a series of pranks on each other, and his latest one was over the line but also very smart.

For the past couple of weeks in my free time I have been making a ruberband ball, and now it is about to 10 pounds, and the size of a basketball. Well the other day when I returned from playin paintball i find a rubberband ball about the size of a base ball sitting in a gigantic pile of rubber bands cut inhalf.

At first I thought he was playin a joke on me but then I realized there is no way in the world he has that much free time to set something like that up. But then i got worried and then I freaked out and fell right into the trick.

Well it turns out the looser did have that much free time and he also employed the help of others to cut the rubberbands..I nned REVENGE. So give me your best ideas. All will be greatly appreciated.

[Python14]

Give him herpes simplex 1

[HoppysMag]

WOOT to the herpies idea.

[GhillieGuy]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/morepranks.shtml

[vf-xx]

find small bits of gravel just so they'll fit inside one of the valve stem caps. Put said pebbles in the caps of his car. They'll slowly let out all the air in his tires. Most likely he'll air the tires back up but not notice the pebbles. He puts caps back on and they deflate agian...

[-J�ker-]

Originally posted by vf-xx
find small bits of gravel just so they'll fit inside one of the valve stem caps. Put said pebbles in the caps of his car. They'll slowly let out all the air in his tires. Most likely he'll air the tires back up but not notice the pebbles. He puts caps back on and they deflate agian...

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[Python14]

Originally posted by vf-xx
find small bits of gravel just so they'll fit inside one of the valve stem caps. Put said pebbles in the caps of his car. They'll slowly let out all the air in his tires. Most likely he'll air the tires back up but not notice the pebbles. He puts caps back on and they deflate agian...

I don't see how making his tires flat in any way compares to giving him herpes simplex 1...unless by putting small bits of gravel in his valve stems you mean putting a prostitute on his pillow for 10 minutes and by not being able to air up his tires you mean won't be able to do anything public because he has herpes simplex 1, then yes, it's good.

Otherwise Herpes is the only choice, duh!

[vf-xx]

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I personally haven't done it, but I've seen it done. It's evilly subtle.

I personally like the idea of going to your local autoparts store and buying a valve core remover. THen just unscrew all his valve cores (delfating the tires) and put the cores in an envilope on the windsheild.

[jdev]

joker, please get a new keyboard.. i beg you.. do you need me to lend you money for one

an alternative to herpes would be the strongest formula of nair available, mixed into the shampoo.

personally, ive never tried this, but I suppose this would be a good time to experiment.

heres another good one. If you can, get a bunch of newspaper or packing peanuts. then, proceed to ball up the newspaper and fill his car with it. or fill with packing peanuts.

if this isint bad enough, tape the entire car shut... remember what dear old dad used to say.. duct tape and wd40 fix everything. with the car, also shove a potato in the tailpipe.. that usually yeilds great results.

along the lines of more dastardly things to do to the car.. get a small superball, one that will fit in the gastank fill opening. when he drives.. the fuel pump should suck the suberball up into the sending unit and block off fuel flow. when he stalls and stops, the ball will fall off, then the process repeats itself.

when all else fails, get a hooker with herpes to use his toothbrush and stuff. southpark style.

[Python14]

on his windshield?

NO.

Put them in 4 envelopes, and mail them to him at a rate of 1 every 6 days. Then, do it again.

[OfficerGoat]

Hmmmm.... well if he has a rwd car or truck get some big Zip ties... about 10 or so... Put them on the drive shaft .. but leave the tails on them. When he drives they will flail on the bottom of the car... this sounds very similar to a failing Tranny.....and if he dosnt know what that sounds like its still annoying as all hell... and with this prank there are no safety issues like there would be with messing with someones tires.

[ZAust]

does he crack the windows of his car when he parks it at night? if so, hit up all the supermarkets and other big stores in the area. proceed to take ALL the free flyers at the fornt. yknow, the used car listings, houses for sale, that kind of stuff. go with some friends, have them split up and hit up every store in the county. you hould have an ok amount of flyers at this point. proceed to slip all the stuff through the crack. if you did it right, when he comes out in the morning, the WHOLE CAR will be filled with flyers. very effective.

[dansim]

1)take a can of old fasioned shaving cream(not the gel that wont work) and freeze it for 5 hour or so hours

2)remove from freezer and hacksaw off the bottom

3)place can in marks desk/car/anus/cubicle

4)as cream thaws it will begin to expand much like a foam party at one of those forgien(Sp) countries

5)laugh manically for 45 minutes,burn down the house, pee on the ashes, and say "TAKE THAT YOU RUBBER BAND CUTTING B___H!!!"

6)seek world dominance

that or just stab him in the eye with a pencil, so he will have to get a glass eye, when he does post again and we will help; some more

[MarkM]

Much more evil and along the same lines as the zip ties and potatoe thing. Tie a fish (oil based fish is better) mackerel or similar to the top of the exhaust pipe in the middle of the exhaust run (middle box) and it will drive him nuts with the smell and at least no permenant damage will be done but the stink it will create.....