Never hit flaming cantalopes with bats......

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  • cris8762
    Village Idiot
    • Jun 2002
    • 1763

    #1

    Never hit flaming cantalopes with bats......



    just watch, all will be explained
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  • -=Squid=-

    #2
    OMFG OMFG OMFG SO SO FUNNY ! AHHSAJHAHHDALJFSHDLFS

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    • PyRo
      President Bioloaf inc.
      • Dec 2000
      • 10186

      #3
      You should see some of the videos I have from this weekend, I think we have some stuff that competes with that.

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      • Lopy-slopy

        #4
        well your name is pyro

        Wow, that was a huge explosion. I wouldn't of thought it would be that big. It was awsome.

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        • PyRo
          President Bioloaf inc.
          • Dec 2000
          • 10186

          #5
          Don't worry the Pyro version of this is comming. It will involve bigger fruit, possibly multiple fruits, with more fire. Also comming soon is flamming arrows shot at stuffed animals soaked in gasoline, a carebear with a rocket engine strapped to it, possibly while on fire. Those and anything else I can think of I will have after november 3rd.
          If anyone wants to see the videos I have, someone is sending them to me and you can download them through AIM later tonight.

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          • FactsOfLife
            Conservative Jihadi
            • May 2002
            • 2504

            #6
            Originally posted by PyRo
            Don't worry the Pyro version of this is comming. It will involve bigger fruit, possibly multiple fruits, with more fire. Also comming soon is flamming arrows shot at stuffed animals soaked in gasoline, a carebear with a rocket engine strapped to it, possibly while on fire. Those and anything else I can think of I will have after november 3rd.
            If anyone wants to see the videos I have, someone is sending them to me and you can download them through AIM later tonight.
            Care bear's been done.

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            • PyRo
              President Bioloaf inc.
              • Dec 2000
              • 10186

              #7
              When have care bears been done?

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              • FactsOfLife
                Conservative Jihadi
                • May 2002
                • 2504

                #8
                Originally posted by PyRo
                When have care bears been done?
                By myself my younger brother and our best boyhood friend about 17 years ago.

                Was imPRESSive.

                Got average marks for distance, high marks for overall spectacle.

                This was with C motors.

                We tried to boost what was left with D motors but the thing had zero structural integrity left.

                Try Barbies sometime with D motors.

                'I guess John Kerry went into the primaries without a plan to win the election.' - Ann Coulter
                All you ever needed to know about how the left thinks in one video.
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                Hey Michael Mooron, THIS is what a documentary looks like.

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                • PyRo
                  President Bioloaf inc.
                  • Dec 2000
                  • 10186

                  #9
                  Let me ask you have you ever hoised a 150lb piece of metal (cannot tell you what it was but I guarantee its never been done before and is funny) 30ft into the air and dropped it on a care bear who has been cut in half with an axe, sewed back together, and nailed to a board with about 50 nails?
                  Run it over with a golf cart?
                  Run over with a hummer?
                  Tied half to a pickup, half to a jeep, and driven in opposite directions?
                  Drill pressed its eyes out then used a beanch grinder on it?
                  Ripped out all stuffing and replaced with construciton adhesive to make an indestructable care bear?
                  Just burnt one in a huge gas fire then had another gas fire for what was left?
                  I forget what else we have done to them.
                  Oh and I don't condone doing anything dnagerous for the humerous destruction of care bears.

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                  • PyRo
                    President Bioloaf inc.
                    • Dec 2000
                    • 10186

                    #10
                    OH and ripped its eyes out and set on fire from the inside out.

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                    • PyRo
                      President Bioloaf inc.
                      • Dec 2000
                      • 10186

                      #11
                      Oh and burning at the stake.

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                      • FactsOfLife
                        Conservative Jihadi
                        • May 2002
                        • 2504

                        #12
                        No but I do have a trebuchet that can throw an engine block over a 150 yards....


                        I guess I could set that on fire and throw it....

                        'I guess John Kerry went into the primaries without a plan to win the election.' - Ann Coulter
                        All you ever needed to know about how the left thinks in one video.
                        The Thinking Conservatives Website
                        Hey Michael Mooron, THIS is what a documentary looks like.

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                        • PyRo
                          President Bioloaf inc.
                          • Dec 2000
                          • 10186

                          #13
                          Hmm, where did you get this, I need one.

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                          • edweird
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                            • Dec 2001
                            • 1859

                            #14
                            darwin would be proud....

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                            • PyRo
                              President Bioloaf inc.
                              • Dec 2000
                              • 10186

                              #15
                              Hmm. I don't get it :-/

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