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  • CasingBill
    The Case Wang
    • Jan 2003
    • 1347

    #1

    Pets or Food???

    Are your pets, pets or food?

    Pets or Food???


    New Born Golden Retriever Bourguignon
    Yield: 4 servings

    5 medium onions sliced
    2 ts shortening
    1 Ts salt
    1/2 Ts crushed thyme
    1 1/2 tb flour
    1 1/2 c red burgundy
    1/2 lb fresh mushrooms
    1 new born golden retriever (ready to eat)
    1/2 Ts crushed marjoram
    1/8 Ts pepper
    3/4 c beef stock

    Cook and stir onions and mushrooms in hot shortening until onions are tender, drain on paper towels.

    Brown meat in same skillet, add more shortening as necessary. Remove from heat. Sprinkle seasonings over the retriever. Mix flour and retriever stock, pour into skillet. Heat to boiling, stirring constantly. Boil 1 minute. Stir in burgundy. Cover, simmer until retriever is tender, 1 1/2 to 2 hours.

    The liquid should always just cover the meat. (If necessary, add a little more bouillon and burgundy - 1 part bouillon to 2 parts burgundy.) Gently stir in onions and mushrooms, cook uncovered 15 minutes, or until heated through.
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  • chizle97
    Save the Empire!
    • Apr 2003
    • 647

    #2
    Thats Horibble, yet i cant stop laughing.
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    • -=Squid=-

      #3
      wtf?

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      • Hasty8
        Registered User
        • Jul 2001
        • 1136

        #4
        So that's where my aunt's golden retriever went!

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        • MiniMag84
          Needs to pee
          • Feb 2003
          • 450

          #5
          That's awfull.

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          • -=Squid=-

            #6
            No way thats real, you cant add stuff to your shopping cart, and they are selling bald eagles

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            • ß?µ£ §mµ®ƒ
              University of Rochester
              • Aug 2003
              • 1012

              #7
              haah oh geez thats a riot!
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              • the JoKeR
                Slightly disturbed member
                • Dec 2001
                • 565

                #8
                You want more animals off the endangered species list? Come up with good recipes, and the demand will push suppliers to find ways of keeping the species around!
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                • DiSoRdeR
                  Pump enthusiast
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 1767

                  #9
                  That is Horibble

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                  • -=Squid=-

                    #10
                    I dont think that there is anything horrible about it because it isnt real.

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                    • darklord
                      missing my matrix
                      • May 2002
                      • 2105

                      #11
                      bwuahahaha, hilarious

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                      • Jack_Dubious
                        ubi dubium ibi libertas
                        • Apr 2002
                        • 922

                        #12
                        Dog, Cow, Pig.....meat is meat.

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                        • -=Squid=-

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Jack_Dubious
                          Dog, Cow, Pig.....meat is meat.
                          ...human

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                          • DiSoRdeR
                            Pump enthusiast
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 1767

                            #14
                            Originally posted by -=Squid=-
                            I dont think that there is anything horrible about it because it isnt real.
                            oh... ok

                            Originally posted by -=Squid=-
                            ...human
                            lol

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                            • ASDadam
                              Registered User
                              • May 2003
                              • 587

                              #15
                              "you won't find a finer friend or a more tender cut of meat. We have a special arrangement with a Golden Retriever breeder that allows us to "buy on demand" so you always get the youngest product available."

                              Some poor kid comes down the stairs for Xmas to find a puppy Retriever under the tree. Kid hugs and cuddles with the Retriever for it to only go missing later that afternoon. Soon dinner time comes around and for dinner they have "steaks". Kid asks his parents where the dog went and his parents smirk and say the dog must have run away....

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