Quoting Beavis and Butthead

[hockaloogey]

Two of my favorite things are paintball and the old MTV cartoon, Beavis and Butthead. therefore i m making a thread for beavis and butthead quotes. i dare anyone to come up with more than me. ten bucks says the only person who's even going to reply to this is kornkamp, if he even does. please don't like delete this, if its in the friendly corner and guys are talking about cars and pets there, i should get to keep this...

1.Butthead:I've seen the top of the mountain; and it is good.
2.Butthead:I'm against numbers.
Beavis:Yeah, theres like too much of them and stuff.
3.Beavis:Why are we down here, anyway?
Butthead:I told you Beavis, we have to look for that lost child and get our reward.
4.Butthead:I'm afraid we're going to have to charge you extra, Mr. Anderson.
Beavis: Yeah, we spruced the house, too.
5.Butthead:Number One: I demand you to take a number two!
6.Butthead:Beavis, your balls are filthy - put them in the ball washer, NOW.
7.Butthead: All these shows are about water.
Beavis: Yeah, really, they need more shows about FIRE!!!
8.Buttheadammit Beavis! I was about to have a wet dream!
9.Butthead:MISSION CONTROL! HELP ME! MY BUTT IS ON FIRE!!
10.Butthead:Whoah, these guys have the same name as us!
Beavis:Cool, we should party!
Limo Driver:Let's go gentlemen.
Beavis: Hey, were are those guys?

there's more, i'll put them in a reply if this isn't deleted for having nothing to do with paintball or anything people want to talk about...

[KornKamp02]

Damn you kyle, you know I have only seen about two regular episodes and Beavis and Butthead Do America Anyway, heres some I remember.

1. Butthead: Beavis, your balls are filthy, put them in the ballwasher, NOW.
2. Beavis: Dude, butthead, have you ever thought you were pregnent but you really just had to take a crap?
3. Beavis: rwahhhahhaha! marwaaaaaa!
Woman: Sir, you need to step out to the lobby.
Beavis: rwahhahhha! In this lobby, will there be teepee?!?! Teepee for my bunghole?
4. Guy: Sir, have you seen these to boys?
Mr. Anderson: Why I'll be damned, those are the two boys that were whackin off in my trailor. Boy, I've never seen two boys do so much danged whackin I tell ya what.
Guy: Sir, step out of the car.
Mr. Anderson: Just wait a god-damned minute what the hell do you think your doin? I'm a veteran of foreign war.

And, I'll have to watch the movie for the rest.

[Sir_Brass]

1. Beavis: Number 1, I order you to go take a number 2!

2. Butthead: Shutup, Beavis

[ScottQ]

Mr.Candy: Do you know what I am holding in my hand?
Butthead: Your nads?

Mr.Candy: Well, you boys seem excited about selling, what will you say when your customer refuses to buy a candy bar?
Butthead:BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH huh huhuhhuhuh
Beavis: Blah blah blah blah heh heh heh

[Konigballer]

Korn Kamp 2 why do you guys even have Beavis in your sigs? You were like babies and toddlers when they got huge back in the early 90's

One of my professors at SCAD was actually the art director for a bunch of the episodes and worked on the movie too. Everybody rags on him for it

[Steelrat]

Beavis and butthead were great.

Butthead: Uh, can you, like, shut up or something...

Mr. Buzzcut: Kick me in the jimmy! YEEEESSSSSSS!

[fire1811]

FIRE FIRE

huhuhuhuh

[OfficerGoat]

Bevis: The angle of the dangle is inversly proportonate to the heat of the meat.

Beavis: My Liver! My Liver! (Proly on of my favorite episodes of all time)

Butthead: Uhhh why's that chicks back like that?
Beavis: I think she's wounded.

[KornKamp02]

Originally posted by Konigballer
Korn Kamp 2 why do you guys even have Beavis in your sigs? You were like babies and toddlers when they got huge back in the early 90's

One of my professors at SCAD was actually the art director for a bunch of the episodes and worked on the movie too. Everybody rags on him for it

Lol, when I was 9 my 27 y/o cousin let me watch some episodes and I was hooked. I love the old stuff. MTV always gets rid of their good shows like 3 South and Beavis and Butthead.

[Sir_Brass]

dude, you were watching old episodes of Beavis and Butthead . They were big early to mid ninties. I barely remember them . .. ok, I take that back. I remember them very well, but I had to watch them when my parents didn't know about it .

[hockaloogey]

aight, i m kamp's age, so i was too young when it was really popular, but it was still on a little when i was a tad bit older, but i didn't have cable back then so i had to watch it at other people's houses. and i remember i was like seven and i wanted a beavis and butthead poster and my mom said "no", so i was all pissed off. now i watch the videotapes of them. my favorites are the ones where they work for the fast food restaurants. even though it's not as original, my favorite episode is Mr. Anderson's Balls (the quote from Kamp's signature is on there...)

[FeuerFri]

that was the best show in the world. my friend just got the dvd collections, it is the awsome.
911 opt: hello how can i help you?
Bh: uhhhh, huhuhuh, bevis is bleeding...
911 opt: ok, thats good your calm, where is he bleeding?
bh: uhhhhh his nose?
911 opt: is his nose broken sir?
bh:uhhhhhuhuh...no
beavis(in backround): oh god, im bleeding, imbleeding oh god, im going to die oh god nooo, oh god im bleeding
911 opt: if his nose is not broken than this is not an emergency sir, good bye.
bh: good news bevis, your not going to dye.
beavis: oh good, ahhuhhuhhhhh oh..god..im..bleeding...
then they end up getting tampons and sticking them in beavis' nose. lmao that is the best episode in the world.

[hockaloogey]

i want the DVD collection but every time the commercial comes up, its the day AFTER i empty my wallet!

[hockaloogey]

Butthead: You gotta have the right tools, Beavis.

Teacher: You boys take that back to the rec room, and try to be more open to life experiences, m'kay?
Butthead: What a dork.
Beavis and Butthead: Errr.. put your hand their.. whoo.. AIIIEE!!!! *TV crashes*
Principal: Uhh, hey! What are you doing?
Butthead: Err... That belongs in the rec room.
Beavis: Yeah, we didn't do it.
Principal: BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD, YOU'RE BOTH EXPELLED!
Butthead: Cool.

Beavis: Huhuh, woah! Cool!
Butthead: Yeah, I can hear her butt muscles.

[Vex]

Butthead is choking on a chicken nugget, so Beavis calls 911:

911 Operator: "Hello, what is your emergency?"
Beavis: "Uh, Butthead's choking his chicken"
911 Operator: "Sir, have you Heimliched the victim?"
Beavis: "What?! Did I lick his rectum?! What kind of phone line is this? Uh, what're you wearing?"

This was truly one of the best episodes.