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  • Vex
    Superiorly Inferior
    • Jun 2001
    • 1871

    #1

    Vampire

    Here's a list of tips for those of you who are thinking about becoming a vampire:

    "Otaeri wa doko desu ka?"
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    --Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
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    Think you're ready, Grasshopper?
    www.ohioshaolin.com
  • Miscue
    Super Moderator

    • Oct 2000
    • 7105

    #2
    Only if Buffy tries to jump me.

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    • 1stdeadeye
      Still around????
      • Jun 2002
      • 8501

      #3
      Originally posted by Miscue
      Only if Buffy tries to jump me.
      Yeah but if you're a vampire, you don't get to nail buffy. She nails you!

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      • Miscue
        Super Moderator

        • Oct 2000
        • 7105

        #4
        I don't see the problem here...

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        • 1stdeadeye
          Still around????
          • Jun 2002
          • 8501

          #5
          Originally posted by Miscue
          I don't see the problem here...


          You're greek?

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          • 1stdeadeye
            Still around????
            • Jun 2002
            • 8501

            #6
            Originally posted by 1stdeadeye




            You're greek?
            I mean you don't put the stake to her, she puts it to you!



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            • Miscue
              Super Moderator

              • Oct 2000
              • 7105

              #7
              Well... that's not what I had in mind.

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              • Dayspring
                aka- The Day Wang

                • May 2001
                • 9664

                #8
                Remember- Buffy DID get with 2 Vampires. You might be lucky # 3.

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                • PyRo
                  President Bioloaf inc.
                  • Dec 2000
                  • 10186

                  #9
                  I thought is was just one she got with. I need to go become a vampire now . Although the other redhead girl who was in american pie is hotter.

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                  • PyRo
                    President Bioloaf inc.
                    • Dec 2000
                    • 10186

                    #10
                    Vampire movies would be interesting if the vampire had half a brain...

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                    • pbzmag
                      Registered User
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 1468

                      #11
                      Originally posted by PyRo
                      I thought is was just one she got with. I need to go become a vampire now . Although the other redhead girl who was in american pie is hotter.
                      She got with Angel before Spike.

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                      • Caffiend
                        Caffinated Member
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 672

                        #12
                        31. I will take seriously anyone who approaches me with
                        a water pistol and a confident expression.

                        LOL, this person actually put some thought into them, good read.
                        VOOOODOOOO!
                        http://www.southwestvoodoo.com

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                        • -Carnifex-
                          Registered User
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 1434

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Miscue
                          Well... that's not what I had in mind.
                          Miscue is gay?

                          Mis - cue..
                          "What we have to accomplish at this time is all the more clear: relentless criticism of all existing conditions, relentless in the sense that the criticism is not afraid of its findings and just as little afraid of the conflict with the powers that be."
                          - Karl Marx

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                          • Albinonewt
                            Team Icky Forest
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 2456

                            #14
                            Well, after watching from Dusk till Dawn years ago we all decided that if we ever open up a vampire bar it will only have patio furniture and air hockey. None of those wooden chairs, tables, and pool cues.
                            Or better yet, why don't you kill yourself. No, really, die. Drop dead, don't leave a note, in fact burn your house while your little ego is stuck in a bench vice so that you'll also incenerate yourslef and everything you own with it. Because that's all you're worth. You're not even wirh thte time it'll take for the house to burn down, so just kill yourself. You're a waste of space. You are nothing, you always will be nothing. Don't leave a note, you're not worth the ink. - Tyger

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                            • PyRo
                              President Bioloaf inc.
                              • Dec 2000
                              • 10186

                              #15
                              The last I heard of that show she was still with Angel, wasn't spike the really evil green hair leader guy?

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