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[PyRo]

I Just got a new AGD custome Autocker it has an awsome trigger job that makes it shoot just as fast as an Angel, it has an 18in titanium boomstick, mom let me get a great gillie suit too, now noone will be able to see me and I will be the best sniper ever, i'm going to take out all the n00bs i hate those n00bs using rentals dont you?

[p8ntball1016]

the ratio of people to cake is too big.

[chizle97]

" If the good lord had intended us to walk, he would have never invented roller skate."
-willy wonka

Also
"I like to take and fill my pants up with pudding"
"what are your doing with that birthday cake, thats bobcats birthdaycake"

also SGCTC quote

SG: "Hey zorak i sexed"
zorak: "no you didnt"
SG: "yes I did just now"
zorak: "Where?"
SG: "right over there, didnt ya see me?"
zorak: "with who?"
SG: "HuH?"

ALso
"whould you like to have some of my sex, with me?"